Ermac - Tumblr Posts
they jus dont get it
Og image below cus I'm cooked
Erron Black, Reptile, Ermac and Ferra/Tor share one braincell don’t @ me
Hi everyone!! 💚✨
here I am back with this drawing of Ermac, I hope you like it as always. 💚✨
bye!! 🐍✨💚
Liu Kang, after finding a magic lamp: what's this? There's an inscription on it. It's a bit tough to read. *Rubs lamps to see it, making the lamp shake*
Lamp: *shoots fireworks and smoke*
Ermac: *coming out of the lamp* being in there for so long gives ya such a crick in the neck. Hang on. *Adjusts head* feels great to be out of there. *Magically has a microphone* so tell me, what's your name? Where are ya from?
Liu Kang: erm, Liu Kang.
Ermac: Liu Kang. Hello Liu kang. Nice to have you on the show. Can we call you Liu? Or maybe Kang?
Liu Kang: I think I hit my head.
Ermac: you're a lot smaller than our last master. Or we're getting bigger. Look at us from the side. Do we look different to you?
Liu Kang: hang on, I'm your master?
Ermac: that's right. *Places scholar hat on Liu Kang* he can be taught. What do you need from the great genie from the lamp? *Ermac summons a few of his souls to cheer for him* that's right. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
Liu Kang: wait, I get wishes?
Ermac: 3 to be exact. But only three. Uno. Dos. Tres. Three. no substitutions, exchanges, or refunds.
Liu Kang: I think Bo Rai Chi gave me too much to drink.
Ermac: master, we don't think you quite understand what you've got here. So how about you roominate while we illuminate the possibilities.
Ermac: 🎶well Kano got them 40 thieves. Lord Raiden had a thousand tales. But, master. You're in luck 'cause up your sleeves you've got a brand of magic never fails. You've got some power in your corner now. Some heavy ammunition in your camp. You've got some punch, pizzazz Yahoo and how. See, all you gotta do is run that lamp and we'll say. Mr Liu kang sir, what will your pleasure be? Let us take your order, jot it down. You ain't never had a friend like we. Life is your restaurant and I'm you mattre d'. Come and whisper what it is you want. You ain't ever had a friend like we. Yes sir. We pride ourselves on service. You're the boss, the king, the shah. Say what you wish. It's yours, true dish. How 'bout a little more baklava? Have some of column A. Try all of column B. We're in the mood to help you dude. You ain't never had a friend like we.🎶
*dance break*
Ermac, while juggling souls: 🎶can your friends do this?🎶
Ermac, while having Liu Kang the souls to juggle: 🎶can your friends do that?🎶
Ermac, with kung Laos hat: 🎶can your friends pull this..*pulls a rabbit out of the hat* out their little hat?🎶
Ermac: 🎶can your friends go poof!?🎶 Well looky here.
Ermac: 🎶can your friends go Abracadabra? Let her rip?! And then make the sucker disappear? So don't just sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed. We're here to answer all your mid night prayers. You got me bona fide, certified. You got a genie for a chargé d'affaires. We got a powerful urge to help you out. So what's your wish? We really wanna know. You got a list that's 3 miles long. No doubt. Well, all you gotta do is rub like so. Mr Liu Kang sir. Have a wish or two or three. We're on the job, you big nabob. You ain't never had a friend never had a friend. You ain't never had a friend never had a friend.🎶
Ermac: you ain't never. Had a. Friend! Like! We!
Ermac: you ain't never had a friend like we.
Shang tsung: desperate times call for desperate measures *hipnotises shao Kahn*
Shao Kahn: desperate measures
Shang tsung: you will order kitana to marry me!
Shao Kahn: I will order kitana to- *snap's out if it* you're a bit old though.
Shang tsung: *tries again* you will order kitana to marry me!
Shao Kahn: kitana will- *snaps out of it* what's that noise?
Soldier souls: 🎶make way for prince liuey! Say "hey" to prince liuey!🎶
Ermac: 🎶hey! Clear the way in the old Bazaar! Hey you! Let us through! It's a bright new star! Oh, come be the first on your block to meet his eye! Make way! Here he comes! Ring bells! Bang the drums! Oh, you're gonna love this guy! Prince liuey! Fabulous he! Liuey kanabwa! Genuflect, show some respect! Down on one knee! Now, try your best to stay calm! Brush up your Sunday salaam! Then come and meet his spectacular corterie! Prince liuey! Might is he! Liuey kanabwa! Strong as 10 normal shao Lin, definitely!🎶
Elderly soul: 🎶he faced the galloping hordes!🎶
Child soul: 🎶100 bad guys with swords🎶
Civilian soul: 🎶who sent those goons to their lord?🎶
All souls: why prince liuey!
Slave souls: 🎶he's got 75 golden camels🎶
Ermac: 🎶don't they look lovely, June?🎶
Dancer souls: 🎶purple peacocks. He's got 53!🎶
Reporter soul: fabulous, Harry. I love the feathers.
Ermac: 🎶when it comes to exotic-type mammals🎶
Tiger soul: 🎶has he got a zoo?🎶
Goat soul: 🎶I'm telling you🎶
All souls: 🎶it's a world-class menagerie!🎶
Ermac: 🎶price liuey! Handsome is he, liuey kanabwa! That physique! How can I speak weak at the knee!? Well, get on out in that square! Adjust your veil and prepare to gawk and grovel and stare at prince liuey!🎶
Soldier souls: 🎶he's got 95 white Persian monkeys!🎶
Civilians: 🎶he got the monkeys! Let's see the monkeys!🎶
Dancer souls: 🎶and to view them, he charges no fee!🎶
Civilians: 🎶he's generous, so generous!🎶
All souls: 🎶he's got slaves, he's got servants and flunkies!🎶
Civilians: 🎶proud to work for him!🎶
All souls: 🎶they how to his whim. They love serving him. They're just lousy with loyalty! To liuey! Prince liuey!🎶
Shao Kahn: *attempts to let them in*
Shang tsung: *closes door*
Liu Kang: *gets through the door*
All souls: 🎶prince liuey! Amorous he! Liuey kanabwa!🎶
Ermac: 🎶heard your princess was a sight! Lovely to see! And that, good people, is why he got dolled up and dropped by!🎶
All souls: 🎶with 60 elephants, llamas gallore! With his bears and lions! A brass band and more! With his 40 fakirs, his cooks, his bakers! His birds that warble on key! Make way for prince liuey!🎶
Reprise
Shang tsung: 🎶prince liuey. Yes it is he. But not as you know him. Read my lips and come to grips with reality. Yes, meet a blast from your past. Whose lies were too good to last. Say hello to your precious prince liuey!🎶
Flaming skull: or should we say, Liu Kang?
Kitana: Liu Kang? It was you?
Liu Kang: princess, I tried to tell you. I'm not really a-
Shang tsung: 🎶so liuey turns out to be merely Liu kang. Just a con. Need I go on? Take it from me. His personality flaws give me adequate cause to send him packing on a one way trip, so his prospects take a terminal dip. His assets frozen. The venue chosen. It's the end of earthrealm-whoopee! So long ex-prince liuey!🎶
I found this earlier and I think this was the reason ermac wasn't in mk11
Reptile: if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous.
D'vorah: if it bites you and you die, it's venomous
Torr: what if it bites me and it dies?
Kotal: that means you're poisonous. By the elder God's, torr, weren't you listening?
Ermac: what if it bites itself and we die?
Quan chi: that's voodoo
Ferra: what if it bites me and someone else dies?
Shang tsung: that's correlation, not causation.
Baraka: what if we bite each other and neither of us dies?
Erron: that's kinky
Song parody + announcement
Shang tsung: 🎶I was working in the lab late one night when my eyes beheld an eerie sight. For my monsters, from their slabs, began to rise. And, suddenly, to my surprise🎶
Ermac, Mileena, and reptile in their Halloween skins: 🎶they did the mash🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶they did the monster mash🎶
Deadpool and miles Morales (dressed as spinel and Steven universe): 🎶the monster mash🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶it was a graveyard smash🎶
Ferra/torr(dressed as banjo and kazooie): 🎶they did the mash🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶it caught on in a flash🎶
All, except Shang tsung: 🎶they did the mash🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶they did the monster mash. From my laboratory in the castle east to the master bedrooms, where vampires feast. The ghouls all came from their humble abodes to get a jolt from my electrodes.
Revenants: 🎶they did the mash🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶they did the monster mash🎶
Revenants: 🎶the monster mash🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶it was a graveyard smash🎶
Revenants: 🎶they did the mash🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶it caught on in a flash🎶
Revenants: 🎶they did the mash🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶they did the monster mash. The zombies were having fun. The party had just begun. The guests included tarkatans. Kenshi and his son. The sounds were rockin', all were digging the sounds. Moloch on chains, backed by some baying hounds. The coffin bangers were about to arrive with their vocal ground "the crypt-kicker five"🎶
Kabal and Quicksilver (dressed as each other): 🎶they played the mash🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶they played the monster mash🎶
Raiden and Thor(dressed as each other): 🎶the monster mash🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶it was a graveyard smash🎶
Alien and predator: 🎶they played the mash🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶it caught on in a flash🎶
The joker and Terminator: 🎶they played the mash🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶they played the monster mash. out from his coffin, Kahn's voice did ring. Seems he was troubled by just one thing. He opened the lid and shook his fist. Then said, "whatever happened to my outworld twist?"
Jason: 🎶it's now the mash🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶it's now the monster mash🎶
Leatherface: 🎶the monster mash🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶and it's a graveyard smash🎶
Freddy Krueger: 🎶it's now the mash🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶it's caught on in a flash🎶
All: 🎶it's now the mash🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶it's now the monster mash. Now everything's cool. Shao Kahn is part of the band and my monster mash is the hit of the land. For you, the mortals, this mash was meant too. When you get to my door, tell them Shang tsung sent you.
All: 🎶then you can mash🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶then you can monster mash🎶
All: 🎶The monster mash🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶and do my graveyard smash🎶
All: 🎶then you can mash🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶you'll catch on in a flash🎶
All: 🎶then you can mash🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶then you can monster mash🎶
------------------------------------
Announcements: this is an ask blog now. You can still request songs but now you can ask everyone in marvel vs mortal Kombat. You can ask anyone from both sides. No NSFW. Oh, and I'm not going to do an entire story mode parody. I'm way too lazy for that. If you want details about the story, ask the kast.
Why'd I wait so long to like and reblog this? I gotta get back into parodies. And now that I'm doing marvel characters, it's going to be pretty fun. Great parody!
Being freeing by Earthrealmer Kombattants from Shao Khan’s magic and Shang Tsung’s Shenanigans, Ermac come back in Outworld to kill their former masters, with determination and a song.
Who could have guessed when Cassie Cage showed an innocent Earthian cartoon to the Collective of Souls, the consequences will be devastating for the Emperor and the Sorcerer ?
[Ermac :]
It’s a beautiful day in Outworld,
Birds are singing, flowers are blooming
On days like these, Kombattants like you
Should be burning in Netherrealm.
[To Shao Khan]
We are Ermac. Back together.
And we never going kneel again to the likes of you,
Because we are for more better.
And every souls are yelling “Go kill the emperor”.
We never wanted to work under your rule.
Blood in our hands, and we were playing the part of the fool
Somehow we can’t go back even if we really wanted to
But there is only thing we can do.
Come at us, with your fancy Hammer !
Come at us, you’re just another fighter !
Go ahead and try to smash us if you’re able.
Can’t you see that our determination is unbreakable ?
We can see you hate the way we intermingle.
But we think you’re just mad ‘cause you’re single.
You’re not gonna stop what we’ve made together.
We’re gonna stay in this construct forever.
If you crush us apart we’ll regenerate newer.
And we’ll always be more that you are.
[Chorus of Souls :] We are made o-o-o-o-of So-o-o-o-ouls of So-o-o-o-ouls So-o-o-o-ouls So-o-o-o-ouls
[To Shang Tsung :]
Go ahead and try to trap us if you’re able.
Can’t you see that our relationship is stable ?
We know we are somethin’ you’re afraid of.
'Cause you know what you had made us of.
[Chorus of Souls :]We are made o-o-o-o-of So-o-o-o-ouls of So-o-o-o-ouls So-o-o-o-ouls So-o-o-o-ouls
[To Shang Tsung :]
This is who we are.
This is where you ends.
And if you think your magic will outsmart
Then you need to think again.
'Cause we are a feeling
And we will never end.
And we won’t let you hurt our Realm,
And we will your put your life an end.
[Chorus of Souls :] We are made o-o-o-o-of So-o-o-o-ouls o-o-o-o-of So-o-o-o-ouls So-o-o-o-ouls So-o-o-o-ouls
[Ermac :]
But we’re even more than just a collective.
Everything the Souls care about is what we are.
We are their fury.
We are their determination.
We are a conversation.
[Chorus of Souls :] We are made o-o-o-o-of Lo-o-o-o-ove o-o-o-o-of Lo-o-o-o-ove Lo-o-o-o-ove Lo-o-o-o-ove
[Ermac win. Fatalities. Flawless Victories]
(just a cross over that no one asked between Mortal Kombat, Steven Universe and Undertale version of this song, inspired by @marveltale-deadpool)