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MK Characters Intro Banter With Monster Hunter Reader! [Part 3]

My PlayStation 5 (along with most of my physical switch games, two vr headsets, all physical ps games, and 3ds) got stolen a little over a month ago and I haven't been able to play monster hunter nor mk, so I am absolutely rotting at the brain with the two. So here's more interactions between a monster hunter and mk11 characters. Cri

Tags/warnings: Talk of hunting monsters, Monster Hunter terms, gender neutral reader, monsters,

Characters: Baraka, Fujin, Jade, Kotal

Part 1 Part 2

Baraka

Baraka: "What is this beast you've brought to my tribe?"

You: "A diablos! I was hoping it's meat and hide could prove useful to you."

Baraka: "Your generosity will be remembered."

You: "Ready to go blade-to-blade, Baraka?"

Baraka: "Pray that yours do not snap."

You: "Trust me, they won't."

Baraka: "You are as savage as my tarkatans."

You: "You need to be when fighting monsters."

Baraka: "Kitana was wise to ask for your aid."

You: "You keep those whetstones, I have plenty."

Baraka: "You'd simply give them away?"

You: "Think of them as a gift. Hunter to hunter."

Fujin

Fujin: "A fine hunter you make."

You: "Thank you, Lord Fujin."

Fujin: "But can you face a fellow warrior?"

You: "Nice sword, Fujin!"

Fujin: "Knowing you, you have a bigger one."

You: "All right, you got me!"

Fujin: "And to think you'd need assistance with that dragon."

You: "Kushala Daora are as much masters of wind as you are."

Fujin: "And yet you took it down all on your own."

You: "Alright, let's kick some ass today!"

Fujin: "You are awfully confident this morning."

You: "I have divine blessing level five!"

Jade

Jade: "Your tenacity against these beasts is admirable."

You: "I'm just doing my job like any other hunter."

Jade: "If only others had your drive."

You: "Your outfit is both pretty and practical, Jade!"

Jade: "I cannot say that same for you."

You: "Heh, I do look kinda goofy, don't I?"

Jade: "That is a large bug at your side."

You: "This is my kinsect! He works alongside my insect glaive."

Jade: "Perhaps you could demonstrate?"

You: "Jade, make yourself scarce now!"

Jade: "By the gods, what is that creature?"

You: "A lunastra, I'll deal with her!"

Kotal

Kotal: "Stay you weapon, hunter!"

You: "Whoa, sorry! Thought you were a monster!"

Kotal: "Were you not taught to look before you leap?"

You: "Want to come hunting with me, Kotal?"

Kotal: "Jade warned me of the monsters you faced with her."

You: "What? You a pussy cat or something?"

Kotal: "Kitana was right, that greatsword is too large for you."

You: "It really isn't! See?"

Kotal: "The fact you can use it is astonishing."

You: "Come Kotal, tonight we feast!"

Kotal: "Those are very large fish.."

You: "I bring you jyuratodus fresh from the swamps!"

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Monster collage as always!

So, while I'm working on the next part of the Shinnok fic, imagine: you're an orphan child living on the streets of Outworld, fending for yourself and generally having a bad time every single day. Then, after getting caught trying to steal from the market, a certain power couple decides to give you a better life.

Get adopted you scrub

Lol 😆 honestly me

That moment when your friends want you to play another character, but hee hee funny cowboy man

So guess who's about to draw Kotal Kahn fighting Kano as fan service for @miss-killjoy-trash And myself. And No I'm not cheating no Bi-han I love him but having my Sona get some beefy action.

Kotal: "You all are not--" Erron: "Y'AIN'T"

Aight, welp, Jade x Kotal has become my new MK 11 otp

Same!!

For a ship that totally came out of the left field, Kotal X Jade is really starting to win my heart. Their relationship is healthy and mature, plus they have this certain chemistry that I can’t get enough of.

Also, have you seen Kotal’s smile when Jade’s around? Fuck, my heart is melting.

Mortal Kombat 11 ↳ • Kotal Kahn & Jade moments

Shao Kahn: *wakes up*

Shao Kahn: Oh, sorry. I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich!

Kotal Kahn: Go back to sleep, and starve.

Mortal Kombat 11 by Josef Axner

[At Disneyworld Tea Cup ride]

Raiden, Fujin, and Kotal: *spinning calmly, enjoying their ride in peace*

Kano, Kabal, and Johnny Cage: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

What's next?

I have multiple parodies in my head and I don't know which one to do. So, I'll let you lovely people vote.

This is Halloween parody from nightmare before Christmas

A make a man out of you parody with shao Kahn, kitana, mileena, kotal, and 1 more person of your choosing.

Dagames medley with mortal Kombat characters

What's it gonna be? I'll do all of them but I wanna see what you people want first

I couldn't stop thinking of this

Cyrax, sektor, and frost: 🎶it's time for animaniacs! And we're zany to the max! So just sit back and relax! You'll laugh 'til you collapse! We're animaniacs!🎶

Cyrax and sektor: 🎶come join the nether brothers🎶

Frost: 🎶and their nether sister frost🎶

All: 🎶just for fun, we run around the NRS movie lot. They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught. But we break loose and then vamoose. And now you know the plot. We're animaniacs! Frost is cute and cyrax yaks! Sektor packs away the snacks while kotal Kahn plays the sax! We're animaniacs! Meet mileena and ermac who want to rule the universe. The ninjas flock together! Sheeva wacks them with her purse! Torr chases ferra while sindel sings a verse! The writers flipped! We have no script! Why bother to rehearse?🎶

Cyrax, sektor, frost, and everyone they mentioned: 🎶we're animaniacs! We have pay-for-play contracts! We're zany to the max! We have balogna in our slacks! We're animanie! Totally insanie!🎶

Sektor: 🎶fatality🎶

All: 🎶animaniacs!!! Those are the facts!🎶

I'm surprised I've never seen a post about kotal Kahn in his cat form and not calling him "katal Kahn"

Reptile: if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous.

D'vorah: if it bites you and you die, it's venomous

Torr: what if it bites me and it dies?

Kotal: that means you're poisonous. By the elder God's, torr, weren't you listening?

Ermac: what if it bites itself and we die?

Quan chi: that's voodoo

Ferra: what if it bites me and someone else dies?

Shang tsung: that's correlation, not causation.

Baraka: what if we bite each other and neither of us dies?

Erron: that's kinky

Kotal Kahn: fuck it

Kotal, in his cat form: everyone pet me and love me and let me sleep wherever I want.