
ok, I'm done trying to theme this blog. it just exists now. Purely so I can dump my thoughts here he/him, age 18, probably bi (still figuring it out), no idea what I'm doing in life
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Reptile: If You Bite It And You Die, It's Poisonous.
Reptile: if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous.
D'vorah: if it bites you and you die, it's venomous
Torr: what if it bites me and it dies?
Kotal: that means you're poisonous. By the elder God's, torr, weren't you listening?
Ermac: what if it bites itself and we die?
Quan chi: that's voodoo
Ferra: what if it bites me and someone else dies?
Shang tsung: that's correlation, not causation.
Baraka: what if we bite each other and neither of us dies?
Erron: that's kinky
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More Posts from Manythoughts-headstillempty
Here's a challenge. Reblog this post with the weirdest image on a cartoon that you've ever seen. I'll start. This is a real Phineas and Ferb screenshot and I love it

Shao Kahn, after losing to Liu Kang: who does that earthrealmer think he is? Nobody defeats shao Kahn.
Mileena: agreed
Shao Kahn: defeated. I lost at my own tournament. Publicly humiliated. It’s more than I can bear.
Mileena: would you like some refreshments father?
Shao Kahn: what for? Nothing helps. I’ve failed.
Mileena: you? Never. You have to keep going.
Mileena: 🎶gosh, it disturbs me to see you, shao Kahn. Looking so down in the dumps. Everyone here would like to be you, shao Kahn. Even when you’re taking your lumps. There’s no one in outworld admired as you. You’re everyones favorite guy. Everyone’s awed and inspired by you. And it’s not very hard to see why! No one’s slick as shao Kahn. No one’s quick as shao Kahn. No one’s muscles are incredibly thick as shao Kahn. There’s nobody in outworld half as manly. Perfect, a pure paragon. You can ask any tarkatans or flunkey and they’d tell you who’s team they would rather be on.
Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one’s been like shao Kahn. A king pin like shao Kahn.🎶
Mileena: 🎶no one’s got a terrifying face like shao kahn🎶
Shao Kahn: 🎶as a specimen, yes, I’m intimidating!🎶
Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶my what a guy, that shao Kahn! Give 5 “hurrahs!” Give 12 “hip-hips!”
Mileena: 🎶shao Kahn is the best and the rest is all drips.🎶
Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one fights like shao Kahn! Douses lights like shao Kahn!🎶
Shao Kahn: 🎶in mortal Kombat, nobody bites like shao Kahn!🎶
Ermac: 🎶for there’s no one as burly and brawny🎶
Shao Kahn: 🎶as you can see, I’ve got power to spare🎶
Mileena: 🎶not a bit of hims scraggly or scrawny🎶
Shao Kahn: that’s right 🎶and every last inch of me is laced with fear🎶
Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one hits like shao Kahn. Matches wits like shao kahn🎶
Mileena: 🎶in a throwing match, no one throws Spears like shao Kahn!🎶
Shao Kahn: 🎶I’m especially good at hammer throwing🎶
Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶10 points for shao Kahn!🎶
Shao Kahn: 🎶when I was a lad, I ate 4 dozen souls every morning to help me get large. And now that I’m grown, I eat 5 dozen souls. So I’m roughly the size of a barge!🎶
Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one shoots like shao Kahn! Makes those beauts like shao Kahn!🎶
Mileena: 🎶then goes stomping around in armour like shao Kahn!🎶
Shao kahn: 🎶I use skulls in all of my decorating!🎶
Everyone: 🎶say it again! Who’s a man among men? And then say it once more! Who’s the ruler next door? Who’s a super success? Don’t you know? Can’t you guess? Ask his subjects and his five hangers-on! There’s just one guy in town who’s got all of it down! And his name is shao Kahn!!!🎶
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-what is currently your favorite song?
I can't really choose so here's a long list
Everything you know is wrong by weird al
I'm the friend you need, from the MLP movie
Be a man, from Mulan
Gaston's song from beauty and the beast
Almost all of DAgames song, mostly the DAgames medley
Never had a friend like me from both Aladdin movies
Prince Ali from both movies
We are number one
Wanna be like you, from the jungle book
Let it go
Hakuna matata
The list goes on. But I guess I listen to a friend like me a lot so I guess it's a friend like me
Kronika: I never thought any of you essential. You're all crude and unspeakably plain. But maybe you all have a glimmer of potential, if allied to my vision and brain.
Kronika: 🎶I know your powers of retention are as sick as D'vorah's back side. But as sick as you are, pay attention! My words are a matter of pride. It's clear from your vacant expressions, the lights are not all on upstairs. But we're talking about God's and successions! Even you can't be caught unawares. So prepare for a chance of a lifetime. Be prepared for sensational news. A shining new era is tip-toeing nearer.🎶
Liu Kang: 🎶and where do we feature?🎶
Kronika: 🎶just listen to teacher. I know it sounds sordid. But you'll be rewarded when at last, I'm given my dues! And justice is deliciously squared. Be prepared!🎶
D'vorah: yes, be prepared. We'll be prepared! ...prepared for what?
Kronika: for the erasing of earthrealms defender, raiden
Kung Lao: why? Is he sick?
Kronika: no, you moron. We're going to kill him and anyone who helps him.
Kung Lao: great idea! Who needs a defender?
Kronika: you fool! There will be one.
Kung Lao: but, you said-
Kronika: I will be earthrealms protector. Stick with me and everything bad that happened to you, will be wiped from history.
All except kronika: long live kronika! 🎶it's great that we'll all be connected to a god who'll be all-time adored.🎶
Kronika: 🎶of course, quid pro quo, you're expected to take certain duties on board. The new future will be littered with prizes, and though I'm the addressee, the point I must emphasize is: you won't have a chance without me! So prepare for the coup of the century. Be prepared for the murkiest scam. Meticulous planning. Tenacity spanning. Decades of denial is simply why I'll be god undisputed. Respected, saluted and seen for the wonder I am. Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared. Be prepared!🎶
All: 🎶yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared. Be prepared!🎶
As you can see, I reblogged my other mortal Kombat song posts. I did this because I feel like a lot of people haven't seen them. Or they just skipped over them. I reblogged them anyway if anyone missed them. that being said, remember to leave requests