Reptile: If You Bite It And You Die, It's Poisonous.

Reptile: if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous.

D'vorah: if it bites you and you die, it's venomous

Torr: what if it bites me and it dies?

Kotal: that means you're poisonous. By the elder God's, torr, weren't you listening?

Ermac: what if it bites itself and we die?

Quan chi: that's voodoo

Ferra: what if it bites me and someone else dies?

Shang tsung: that's correlation, not causation.

Baraka: what if we bite each other and neither of us dies?

Erron: that's kinky

D'vorah?

•First impression: I was immediately intrigued by the hot bug lady. I was curious just how far nrs would go with the insect theme.

•Impression now: Nobody @ me but I really like D'vorah. I think it's a shame about Mileena, obviously, but she's got such a cool design and compelling motives. Kytinn are obviously not well received by others and I somewhat understand her motives for betraying Kotal to try and secure a safer position for the hive. Still not happy about it, but she plays the part of slightly skeevy betrayer pretty well.

•Favorite moment: I like pretty much whenever she's on screen but every time she says "this one" it feels like a gift. There's just a particular way she says it that I like.

•Idea for a story: I want to see a redemption for the bug lady. There's a lot of potential for it there. She could probably be goaded into helping Earthrealm if the hive was offered proper protection which might be a good segue into exploring her developing more stable relationships with people.

•Unpopular opinion: She's hot.

•Favorite relationship: Her relationship with Kotal is interesting. I've seen a few things from the comics that seem to confirm her and Kotal were very good friends. Or at least, she wanted him to believe so. It makes her betrayal that much worse. I'm aware of the ambiguously worded intro that might imply they had a romantic relationship but I always took that as her just fucking with Kotal and taking a shot at him for having trusted her so much.

•Favorite headcanon: Just to hurt myself, I like to imagine she genuinely enjoyed her friendship with Kotal even if she decided to betray him in the end.

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Whirlwind: The best revenge, really, is being nice!

Dreamcatcher, in the distance: Or murder.

Shao Kahn, after losing to Liu Kang: who does that earthrealmer think he is? Nobody defeats shao Kahn.

Mileena: agreed

Shao Kahn: defeated. I lost at my own tournament. Publicly humiliated. It’s more than I can bear.

Mileena: would you like some refreshments father?

Shao Kahn: what for? Nothing helps. I’ve failed.

Mileena: you? Never. You have to keep going.

Mileena: 🎶gosh, it disturbs me to see you, shao Kahn. Looking so down in the dumps. Everyone here would like to be you, shao Kahn. Even when you’re taking your lumps. There’s no one in outworld admired as you. You’re everyones favorite guy. Everyone’s awed and inspired by you. And it’s not very hard to see why! No one’s slick as shao Kahn. No one’s quick as shao Kahn. No one’s muscles are incredibly thick as shao Kahn. There’s nobody in outworld half as manly. Perfect, a pure paragon. You can ask any tarkatans or flunkey and they’d tell you who’s team they would rather be on.

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one’s been like shao Kahn. A king pin like shao Kahn.🎶

Mileena: 🎶no one’s got a terrifying face like shao kahn🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶as a specimen, yes, I’m intimidating!🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶my what a guy, that shao Kahn! Give 5 “hurrahs!” Give 12 “hip-hips!”

Mileena: 🎶shao Kahn is the best and the rest is all drips.🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one fights like shao Kahn! Douses lights like shao Kahn!🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶in mortal Kombat, nobody bites like shao Kahn!🎶

Ermac: 🎶for there’s no one as burly and brawny🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶as you can see, I’ve got power to spare🎶

Mileena: 🎶not a bit of hims scraggly or scrawny🎶

Shao Kahn: that’s right 🎶and every last inch of me is laced with fear🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one hits like shao Kahn. Matches wits like shao kahn🎶

Mileena: 🎶in a throwing match, no one throws Spears like shao Kahn!🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶I’m especially good at hammer throwing🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶10 points for shao Kahn!🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶when I was a lad, I ate 4 dozen souls every morning to help me get large. And now that I’m grown, I eat 5 dozen souls. So I’m roughly the size of a barge!🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one shoots like shao Kahn! Makes those beauts like shao Kahn!🎶

Mileena: 🎶then goes stomping around in armour like shao Kahn!🎶

Shao kahn: 🎶I use skulls in all of my decorating!🎶

Everyone: 🎶say it again! Who’s a man among men? And then say it once more! Who’s the ruler next door? Who’s a super success? Don’t you know? Can’t you guess? Ask his subjects and his five hangers-on! There’s just one guy in town who’s got all of it down! And his name is shao Kahn!!!🎶

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