Kenji: Okay, Darius And I Are Both Drowning. Who Do You Save?

Kenji: Okay, Darius and I are both drowning. Who do you save?

Ben: I don’t know, both of you?

Kenji: No, you can only save one

Ben: Well then Darius I suppose because he can’t swim that well and you’re an excellent swimmer

Kenji: Suppose I was holding an anchor. Who would you save then?

Ben: Why don’t you just let go of the anchor?

Kenji: It’s a family heirloom

Ben: I’m leaving

Max: Greetings, Gwen

Gwen: Good morning, problem child

BAD STUFF IS HAPPENING

Davey: Dang, the power went out

Jasper: Don’t worry, I got this

Jasper: *stomps foot*

Davey: What?

Jasper: *sketchers light up*

Brooklynn: So, how’d you find out you were bisexual?

Yaz: I dunno. I guess I just realized I liked both guys and girls

Brooklynn: I mean, I like both guys and girls and I’m not bi-

Brooklynn: wait.

Lassie: Do you know what it’s like to be afraid of yourself?

Shawn, flashback to the time he ate a whole family sized bag of doritos in one sitting: god, I sure do