Brooklynn: So, Howd You Find Out You Were Bisexual?

Brooklynn: So, how’d you find out you were bisexual?

Yaz: I dunno. I guess I just realized I liked both guys and girls

Brooklynn: I mean, I like both guys and girls and I’m not bi-

Brooklynn: wait.

Luca: Alberto used to think he was indestructible

Alberto: Well, it added up. I’ve never broken anything, I’ve never been sick, and when I need to, I can summon incredible strength. Guilia, tell him the story about the really heavy door

Guilia: It was a really heavy door. He opened it

Alberto: On *one* pull!

Gwen, about Max: Excuse me, I lost my kid, could I make an announcement?

Worker: Of course.

Gwen, over the PA speaker: Goodbye, you little shit

Everyone knows guys on Tinder holding up fish aren’t looking for girlfriends, they’re looking for fish boyfriends

BAD STUFF IS HAPPENING

Max, to David: Thanks, Dad

Everyone:

Max: …why is everyone staring at me?

Nikki: You just called David ‘Dad’. You said ‘thanks, Dad.’

Max: What? No I didn’t. I said ‘thanks, man.’

David: Do you see me as a father figure, Max?

Max: No! If anything, I see you as a bother figure, ’cause you’re always bothering me.

Gwen: Hey, show your father some respect!