Gwen, Complaining: I Cant Believe You Did That! On My Wedding Day!

Gwen, complaining: I can’t believe you did that! On my wedding day!

Max: Releasing birds at weddings is romantic

Gwen: You released OSTRICHES

Max: Tell Nurf off, David! Assert yourself!!

David: That’s my ice cream!

Max: Good! Now let him have it!

David, handing Nurf the ice cream: You can have it :)

Kenji: I’m the smartest, wisest, most contempt person that I know.

Darius: Is your hand stuck in a vending machine?

Kenji: I paid for my Mars bar, I’m getting my fucking Mars bar

Woo alignment charts!

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Brooklynn: So, how’d you find out you were bisexual?

Yaz: I dunno. I guess I just realized I liked both guys and girls

Brooklynn: I mean, I like both guys and girls and I’m not bi-

Brooklynn: wait.