For Dinner, I Would Like The Indifferent Cruelty Of The Universe

For dinner, I would like the indifferent cruelty of the universe

Yeah, speaking of, have you seen mine? It's gone

But can a cis guy do THIS?

*drops pants. My dick just fucking flops onto the floor and bounces away*

Sus? I was sus once! They put me into space, an eternal space! An eternal space with lethal ionising radiation. The lethal ionising radiation made me sus.

Friend got a mini printer and they printed my baby for me

Beautiful baby boy named jerboa985

I... I made a sword

I don't go to work, dingus