I Think If Someone Says One More Thing To Me In A Pressured Tone About Finding A Life Partner Or Going

i think if someone says one more thing to me in a pressured tone about finding a life partner or going out dating i swear i’m gonna start biting

that time I wrote and performed a poem about overstimulation and everyone thought it was about anxiety when actually I was being so literal about the whole. can't do anything, I feel physically bad. thing

trying to play valthirian arc ii but every time I try to go on a hunt I get stuck on the loading screen forever and have to close and reopen the game so all I can do is errand quests: wow what a weird idle game

you mean to tell me he EATS the MAIL??!!!

I love shopping at niche online merch shops that really shouldn't exist, like the Heinz 57 Apparel Store and the Whataburger Gift Shop. One of my favorites is the USPS "gifts" section of the website, because it's mostly very elegant prints of commemorative stamps, and then once in a while just tosses some wild-ass shit out there.

Like Farley.

Farley is an anthropomorphic postbox. He's extremely shaped.

I thought maybe he was some kind of new mascot but as far as I can tell he's just a stuffed postbox retailing for $15. He appears to be named for James Aloysius Farley, postmaster general from 1933-40, but I do not know why. Ah, sweet mysteries of life.

[ID: A screengrab from the USPS website of a stuffed toy; it is shaped like a USPS mail receptacle, a tall blue bin with four legs. The toy has a US Mail stamp on the side and a beaming face where the mail slot would normally be.]

if elon musk and jeffery bezos were openly furries I think the world would be very different. I don't know what direction it would be different in, exactly, but it would definitely be different.

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