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Today On Shocking Soil Science Information, Apparently People Put Battery Acid In Soil Sometimes. On
today on shocking soil science information, apparently people put battery acid in soil sometimes. on purpose. to help. and it works
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recently I have been craving a creamy mushroom sauce for pasta. you know the type. so last night I made one.
and listen. friends. homies. internet strangers. it was SO GOOD. it was so good that the whole time I was eating it I was like "what if I cried about how good this is." I sent pictures to my siblings and they were soooo jealous. it was so incredibly tasty.
my grocery store was out of the really cheap canned vegetable broth so I used beef broth and also who even knows what kind of mushrooms are what,,,, I think the ones I used were labeled as "white." also I pan fried some zucchini with butter, garlic, and salt to go with it and that was an excellent flavor combination.
also I tend to like a smaller sauce to carbohydrate ratio than most people so I just put the sauce on top of the pasta when I was ready instead of mixing them together. and also I just had the leftovers and it's as tasty as it was before.
I tried converting to grams and mL for anyone who wants that below the cut
225ish g mushrooms
340 g fettuccine (I just made the whole package since I wasn't mixing it in tho)
2 cloves garlic, minced
42 g butter
27 g all-purpose flour
354 mL vegetable broth (I used 396 tho bc that's how much there was in the can)
3 sprigs fresh thyme (or like, 0.23 g... idk dude just do like 3 pinches or smth)
like 2.4 g rubbed sage (I hope I'm doing this right I am trying so hard you guys)
118 mL half and half
salt and pepper to taste
btw if any of y’all are following me and you’re a Zionist get the fuck off my follow list!!!!!!!!!
oh yeah but I feel like I should also add a disclaimer here that Battery Acid Is Dangerous, So Don't Do This Unless You're A Professional Who Knows Exactly What You're Doing
today on shocking soil science information, apparently people put battery acid in soil sometimes. on purpose. to help. and it works
hot tip do NOT start a final exam at 1am. especially if you woke up 17 hours ago and only got like 3 hours of sleep in the first place and you also already took a different, three-hour-long final exam earlier today and had work before that.