match-your-steps - sometimes I say words
sometimes I say words

I did introduce myself as an artist but this is pretty gosh darn heavy on the text posts

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Before I Broke My Entire Foot I Never Considered That I Didn't Lose 1 Limb When I Had To Start Using

Before I broke my entire foot I never considered that I didn't lose 1 limb when I had to start using crutches- I practically lost all of them

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3 years ago

Me: I'm in pain

My foot: !! wow me too!


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3 years ago

Today on Let's Compare Sodium Levels of Several Tomato-Based Products to Prove They Are Definitely Different (sponsored by the person on the internet who I saw call barbecue sauce "ketchup" and that time a girl I know said eating tomato soup is like drinking ketchup)

100 grams of tomato soup contain 190 mg of sodium
100 grams of ketchup contain 970 mg of sodium
100 grams of barbecue sauce contain 1,027 mg of sodium

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3 years ago

Me when I was working at a concessions stand: now when I say cash register I mean big metal box with a money drawer in it

Me: I think most cash registers are supposed to have calculator capabilities but this one does not and never has

Me: we've got this handheld scientific calculator but I don't think anyone currently working here has ever been able to get it to turn on


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