Have You Ever Fucking Had Bread

have you ever fucking had bread

it’s tasty

my bf and i went to see it and couldn’t fuckin keep it together 

why the fuck did kristoff get to do a terrible music video in frozen ii and nobody fucking told me

Last night I went to a Chinese restaurant for a cast party and my friend got a fortune cookie that said: “Believe it. Water and oil never is mix.”

Like, just, believe it.

more like john teehee-con amiright

John Deacon smiling, but as you scroll the smile gets bigger:

So stuffing is just savory bread pudding

AND NOBODY TOLD ME

HOW

OTHER PEOPLE AGREE

vsco girls that say “sksksksk” are really just speaking parseltounge, prove me wrong