No Listen, I Would Love To See Venom In The Mcu, Not Bc I Think They'd Handle Him Well (they Won't) But

no listen, i would love to see venom in the mcu, not bc i think they'd handle him well (they won't) but because i think tom hardy would absolutely drive the disney execs up the fucking wall, and personally I think that'd be HILARIOUS, like

disney: hey tom let us see what you have

tom hardy, climbing another lobster tank: GAY VENOM AT A GAY RAVE

disney: NO-

....@sharmasaurus . me and @justyourregulardepressedteen are so doing this

In the hospital, after Dick was shot

Dick: *wakes up

Dick: Who am I?

Jason: You’re dick

Dick: What did you call me?

Tim: Dick. you’re dick

Dick: No, you’re the dick!

Jason: YOU ARE DICK

Dick: You are so mean!

Damian, from across the room: Oh my god. Your name is Richard. Dick for short.

....oh lord its in words

A writer’s thoughts:

Your story looks more cringy and bland when you aren’t reading it with the music you were typing it to. 

.... @sharmasaurus @justyourregulardepressedteen

Things that scream gifted kid burnout

Being on Tumblr, Wattpad. or AO3. especially AO3

Having several unused notebooks, that are empty simply out of fear of "ruining" them.

A caffeine addiction that started with you pulling all nighters that has progressed into you living off of monsters and never sleeping.

Having a praise or degradation kink, I'm sorry dear, I don't make the rules,

Saint Bernard by Lincoln If you wanna listen

Buying books and never reading them and or reading classics just to say you've read them.

Listening to Mitski , specifically Brand New city

All of Bo Burnhams Inside

Being the mom friend (you wanna give people the affection and attention you never received outside of your academic accomplishments.)

Your love language being acts of service

Having an academia playlist but also having a "lets burn the government playlist"

Hozier

Wanting to run away to the woods but also wanting to run away to a big city and cut off everyone from your past.

Having an obsession with office supplies/stationary

Notes app rants

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A WRITER WHEN: THE BEGINNING~

• you just wanna know the damn price of marijuana for your book and your FBI agent gives you 'the looks' as you search for it on Google repeatedly.

• Are doing some research for your book but then you go off topic and somehow end up in a cult or a smut fanfiction.

• Make changes in your drafts in a sleep deprived state and then change it back to original the next day AGAIN.

• Think for your plot all day but don't come up with anything but then:-

° *Think of awesome dialogues during dinner*

° *Imagine your perfect book cover while in your classes*

° *make perfect scenes while sitting in the window seat of your vehicle *

° *finally figure out what's gonna happen next in the story where you have been stuck for weeks *

Later...

° *dialogues be like 'Pass the salt, you pig' and 'Umm yea yea totally yup yup'

° *Can't find perfect pictures to make the cover or drawing is crap *

° *Nothing comes in mind for the action scenes except - 'SUDDENLY-'*

° *forget the solution you had thought of *

All in all...

WRITERS JUST SUFFER.

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)