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and once again i am thinking about OFF

this job, it's murder

on the agency of puppets

what happend to your long hair mr soot

Needed a change of pace

I feel like I'm watching armageddon with all these bot posts

long time no see

whats your morning routine like going to work king

Thank you for the question!

[transcript below]

Anonymous Caller:

whats your morning routine like going to work king

Wilbur Soot:

My wake-up time is pretty inconsistent. It depends on my shift, or if I have the day off. Usually it's somewhere between 6-7am, or 3-4pm.

I make sure my window is still closed and locked. It always is

I always make sure to brush my teeth and wash my face. cavities are awful

I try to take a bath at least three times a week, usually on days off or after my shift.

[editorial note: we did NOT film wilbur soot in the bath, this is an artists rendition done at 5 in the morning so please. please]

I wake up with bad headaches, so I usually take some ibuprofen in the mornings, too.

Then I usually go outside for a smoke break and some coffee, and maybe [eat] some leftovers if I have any.

the glitz and the glamour

the dr neil watts of all time

my partner just tried to gaslight me into thinking that caprisuns have pulp.

He's investigating, doing a little snooping, a little peeking around. Mr.Detective making his deductions.

girl (?) talk

happy memories

To kill or not to kill that is the question.

a birthday gift for my bestie of 6 years, so glad they played this game finally and fell in love with these two <3

3 2 1 ruby's holding the gun, but you won't know it 'til you're dead on the ground...

Today's menu: traditional ink doodles in my sketchbook

Bonus! The thumbnails of that angsty comic i posted some time ago

wolf who cried boy

Happy Birthday :)

I despise you, but I adore the crabs. Thank you <3

A scene that's been spinning in my head for a while now.

Minbi my beloved

I really liked that Jack Stauber song