Thank Ye Again Friar... But Wherefore Doth That Article Mention That "sugar Is Thy Enemy"? I Like Me

thank ye again friar... but wherefore doth that article mention that "sugar is thy enemy"? I like me some sugary treats! that is, when romeo hath not eaten them all before I get to them...

friar lawrence should invent a painkiller, for menstrual pains can not be beaten with a simple man's rapier

my boy hamlet really said "to be or not to be" and then like. didn't be

NAY

tybalt, I still hate thee even though thou art hot 🔥

aye

now that thou mention it, wherefore are their hair clips so expensive. 'tis ridiculous. they aren't even that cute

didst thou know that my ear is pierced? I'm not only the funniest man in verona, but also the most hip one

ummmm... GOOD MORROW?!

I'm mercutio!! thou know'st... from romeo and juliet. how art thou on this fine day?

what didst thou mean about the ending being shit?? is there an ending that I know not of??

the only thing I would blame sire big willy for is the creation of tybalt. he's really pissing me off... although he hath not been very active as of late. he's probably grounded again

what if i made a blog of a character from a play and had them break the fourth wall and ask you why you wrote what you did to cause the carnage of the play

sire i hath no idea what mine own plays entail but sure really

we can melt it, friar!! and then add some milk.

friar lawrence should invent a painkiller, for menstrual pains can not be beaten with a simple man's rapier