My Boy Hamlet Really Said "to Be Or Not To Be" And Then Like. Didn't Be

my boy hamlet really said "to be or not to be" and then like. didn't be

breaking news 📰🔨 (k I broke them 😀)

mr shakespeare (or "big willy") hath lost the plot

OR, he hath found a new plot. new play called skibidi toilet available in thy theatres soon

HEY! I'm supposed to say that. and it doth not refer to mr big willy over here, but to thine and bromeo's house... wait. I forgot why I said that... wherefore would I say such thing

a plague o' your house

NONONONONO FUCK THEE ALL I SHALL NOT BE PLAGUED

we can melt it, friar!! and then add some milk.

friar lawrence should invent a painkiller, for menstrual pains can not be beaten with a simple man's rapier

aye

now that thou mention it, wherefore are their hair clips so expensive. 'tis ridiculous. they aren't even that cute

didst thou know that my ear is pierced? I'm not only the funniest man in verona, but also the most hip one

nevermind t'was seven thirty in the morning I knew not what I was saying

thou art a joke to me. because MAN what art thou doing 🫵😂

too bad hamlet doth not have a blog of his own. imagine the shit that would go down