Tybalt's Number One Hater - Tumblr Posts
tybalt, prince of cats? more like prince of PRICKS
what are your favorite tunes for pissing people off
oooooh I LOVE this question!!!!
I like playing loud music, like green day, beastie boys, sex pistols, and even the offspring to annoy people. tybalt hates these, for he's a jazz fan. dost not get me wrong, I also enjoy jazz, but sometimes, thou just needst to listen to something energetic to pump thee up!
I just remembered I'd made me and my veronian friends on the sims, and tybalt can't get a girlfriend for the life of him
believe me, I've tried. even in the sims, nobody wanteth him
I got us a hot tub
bromeo is probably making fun of tybalt here, for the latter seemeth to be rather upset. I found this image on my camera roll and deemed it worth sharing
I just remembered I'd made me and my veronian friends on the sims, and tybalt can't get a girlfriend for the life of him
believe me, I've tried. even in the sims, nobody wanteth him
aye, I do bite people. next question
fyi, I have bitten:
romeo, because he ate my bagel
benvolio, for various reasons, but not maliciously
tybalt, because sometimes, thou forgettest thy rapier at home
not juliet, because ewwww, girls
paris, for he is an idiot
prince escalus, when I was only one year old and he was changing my diaper. I barely had teeth back then so I do not know what all the fuss is about
valentine, for he is my brother, and thou hast to fight thy brother
rosaline, because she made romeo cry
aye, I do bite people. next question
tybalt is contemplating everything 🫵😂
i believe i may be in love
sorry, I talk of nothing? thou talk'st of nothing but juliet, bromeo!!
I talk of plenty of stuffs; dreams, my cat, how much tybalt sucketh, gay fictional men, music, the climate crisis. oh, and let us not forget that I talk of myself, too, for I am not only humourous, but also interesting, and attractive, and
fellows
two citizens of verona are turning against me for hating on tybalt
support me, prithee
thank ye 🙏
I THANK THEE, USER GIGGLESHITTER 🙏🙏🙏🙏
fellows
two citizens of verona are turning against me for hating on tybalt
support me, prithee
thank ye 🙏
look at this. look at this hatred 😩 tybalt is reinforcing the ancient and nonsensical enmity of the families
fellows
two citizens of verona are turning against me for hating on tybalt
support me, prithee
thank ye 🙏
WHEREFORE
fellows
two citizens of verona are turning against me for hating on tybalt
support me, prithee
thank ye 🙏
my favourite interaction in a while. 'tis worth a read, methinks. banter with tybalt is fun, I must admit
see, what thou art looking at here is naught but a particularly heated game of rock paper scissors (I'm winning)
now that's what I call a dishonourable vile submission
confirmation? people have been speculating that I bite people? 😳
I mean. good call
aye, I do bite people. next question
I apologise for my posting. I'm not sure what to do with my blog anymore 😩 but I love it so much, and I'm not planning to abandon it. maybe I should create mine own veronian gossip. maybe confess to my beloved, or snitch on my friends 🤔 or go throw pebbles at tybalt's window. so many options and possibilities
thou canst not see, but I am rubbing mine hands in a mischievous way right now
queen mab?! is that thou?? what?? tybalt shall remain single forever?! well. I cannot say I'm surprised
tybalt... by any other name would still suck as much