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look at this. look at this hatred 😩 tybalt is reinforcing the ancient and nonsensical enmity of the families
fellows
two citizens of verona are turning against me for hating on tybalt
support me, prithee
thank ye 🙏
I shall have thee know that I have already told plenty of people about mine orientation!! I was just offended at the assumption that juliet would tell on me like that!!
also, I am speaking with juliet because I'm cool and sociable. 'tis none of thy business!! she is my friend... I think
but thou hast not answered mine inquiry, tybalt! thou still owest me an explanation, I believe!
so balthasar told me something about tybalt today
(I'm hiding his info for his privacy just in case 🫡)
EXPLAIN THYSELF, TYBALT. WHAT IS ALL THIS
also, I cannot believe juliet told him my SECRET. what wouldst thou think if I told all of verona THY secret, @thecapuletjuliet ????
my favourite interaction in a while. 'tis worth a read, methinks. banter with tybalt is fun, I must admit
I shall have thee know that balthasar hath spoken to tybalt about this! which is why I suspect thou hadst talked to thy cousin of my... preferences. but maybe 'tis all just filthy gossip, and maybe balthasar was lying. and pretty much everyone knows my "secret" anyway
t'would be funny if everyone knew of thy secret too, though. imagine the drama
so balthasar told me something about tybalt today
(I'm hiding his info for his privacy just in case 🫡)
EXPLAIN THYSELF, TYBALT. WHAT IS ALL THIS
also, I cannot believe juliet told him my SECRET. what wouldst thou think if I told all of verona THY secret, @thecapuletjuliet ????
painted my nails purple because ESCALUS GANG RULETH
I just peeled some freshly picked peaches to make some jam! I should probably hide them from bromeo; he's gonna eat them all
see, what thou art looking at here is naught but a particularly heated game of rock paper scissors (I'm winning)
now that's what I call a dishonourable vile submission
confirmation? people have been speculating that I bite people? 😳
I mean. good call
aye, I do bite people. next question
I apologise for my posting. I'm not sure what to do with my blog anymore 😩 but I love it so much, and I'm not planning to abandon it. maybe I should create mine own veronian gossip. maybe confess to my beloved, or snitch on my friends 🤔 or go throw pebbles at tybalt's window. so many options and possibilities
thou canst not see, but I am rubbing mine hands in a mischievous way right now
I know of a piece of gossip that is too good not to tell... but there's two possible outcomes if I do share it:
the youth of verona wakes up from their deep slumber and realises 'tis time for a revolution
I lose two of my friends, one of them being my best friend
cool huh 😀👍
forget about the previous gossip
rosaline returned to verona this afternoon. but that's not even the crazy part; she wanteth to go out with me! what do I even say?
I think I shall decline her invitation. my bestie romeo used to like her immensely, and I don't want to hurt him...
he shan't... not if I break his hand first!
tybalt... by any other name would still suck as much
trick or treat dawg
( :tybalt_thousandyardstare:s at you )
yeah i know im early
I say... trick! I want to see how thou wilt attempt to do that
thou canst not trick me, for I am the master trickster. but I'd like to see thee try
trick or treat dawg
( :tybalt_thousandyardstare:s at you )
yeah i know im early
I say... trick! I want to see how thou wilt attempt to do that
man, verona hath been so barren and void of life as of late.
better do something stupid soon before the audience gets bored and leaves to go see another play
fellows, do not be scared of what I shall do. besides, I thought you all like me for my spontaneity and hilarious antics.
that being said, I have no idea what to do. if you have suggestions, do let me know ...
man, verona hath been so barren and void of life as of late.
better do something stupid soon before the audience gets bored and leaves to go see another play
one of you lovely people suggested that I get benvolio flowers and buy the prince a little gift. I like that idea, and 'tis not even stupid like I'd suggested – thank ye!
tybalt, I've heard that there's no good sport at thy making. is that true?