Wttt Midwest Nickname Headcanons Bc I'm Bored~

wttt midwest nickname headcanons bc i'm bored~

Indiana: totally fine being called indy, he thinks its a cute nickname

Wisconsin: likes being called sconnie, any other nickname he finds kind of strange but will not confront you about it

Minnesota: do not call him minnie unless you're indiana or wisconsin. he's not going to say anything directly but he will be very passive-aggressive about it. fine with being called soda(sota), finds other nicknames to be silly but won't say anything about it

Missouri: hated being called misery by the other states. loves any and all other nicknames

Illinois: do not call him illy if you value your organs or are indiana. neutral about ill, and will beat you up if you pronounce the 's' in his name

Ohio: desperately wants to be called O-H, no one will call him this

Michigan: most commonly called mich, all other nicknames are uncommon but he's not really bothered by any of them

Nebraska: has a few nicknames and finds them all to be fun. (nebby, braska, etc) just likes the recognition

Kansas: avid hater of nicknames, probably because he doesn't have any good ones. will correct people if they try to use a nickname

the Dakotas: honestly impressed if you manage to find a nickname that isn't being used by another state. when its just the midwest north and south are acceptable. typically called souda or norda by other states

Iowa: anytime someone tries to give him a nickname he questions their sanity, because his name is only four letters and he finds the obsession with nicknames to be ridiculous

Some Historical Calivada- a.k.a. How it started:

(The rest under the cut; cw for some suggestive content)

Nevada’s most prominent settlement in the mid-1800s was Virginia City, founded as a silver boom town, and, as quoted in this Wikipedia article was considered the “sophisticated interior partner of San Francisco.”

Vs. How it’s going:

It was only a kiss, how did it end up like this??

You’ll never tell me this isn’t total ex behavior 😂

penn: give your dad a hug :D

gov: oh yea ok *pathetic hug*

penn: i spent 37 hours squeezing you out of my body and this is what i get.

gov: oh i jus-

penn: give your father a hug.

gov: *voice crack* ok *hugs him*

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If there was a “Statehouse Olympics” what region and state-specific activities would be included? (Cornhole/bags? Beer-chugging? Gator wrasslin?)

Gov: You’re jealous.

New York : Jealous?

Gov: That’s why you were being so negative about this.

New York : That’s absurd. I’m always negative.

Just want to come on here and say, I’m a multi shipper and love to see all the different dynamics of the wttt states, but I always go back to Texas/California

And the main reason I ship TexaCali so hard is because of something my best friend who’s from Texas once said… AND I QUOTE:

“Y’know I think most of the problematic Texans would be a lot less… themselves if they got with an anti-capitalist twink just ONCE in their life. Idk try it out, dress ‘em up as a cowboy for all I care. I truly believe it would mellow a lot of them out.”

and I just think that’s damn beautiful.