Not Saying Mass Is Gay Or Anything, But His Call Is Canonically 'matt Damon And Ben Affleck' WHICH COULD

not saying mass is gay or anything, but his call is canonically 'matt damon and ben affleck' WHICH COULD MEAN NOTHING

new jersey is for haters

Make sure you say "I wonder what they're doing right now..." about your comic relief friends every now and then so the episode can cut to their B plot

Massachusetts has that Sal vulcano laugh. he is definitely more of a wheeze/cackle kinda guy

plus the falling over too, I can see that

California not on fire challenge: impossible

It’s the three basic truths in life! Death, taxes, and California being on fire

Loaded question, what’re your state ships, and which are your favorites? Also do you have fic recs for those ships :)))? (Last thing what are your favorite headcanons for some of those ships?)

Omg hi what a convenient excuse to rant excitedly about this!!!

I’m a multishipper so tbh if you gimme any cute and/or interesting pairing, group, or dynamic there’s a good chance I’ll like it!

Rn I’ve been really into TexaCali bc I’m basic lol. I love me a repressed cowboy and I want to study both of these absolute disasters! Texas and Cali are both horse girls btw & I like to imagine they go on little horse adventures like in the old days. I like how people write/characterize these two in such a way where they balance each other out it’s VERY interesting to me heheh!

I also am finding myself kind of partial to Vermont/New Hampshire as well. They give off MAD married for tax purposes vibes idk. Coming from someone from New England, Vermont and New Hampshire really don’t hate each other as much as it’s joked mainly bc people go back and forth through each state a ton, so I like to headcanon that at some point their old rivalry ended when they actually TALKED to each other alone for once and realized they really weren’t that salty and now they fight as a bit just to keep gov on edge.

There’s so many more, and even just singular characters or platonic pairings I could write a whole thesis on, but hopefully that’s good for now!

Thanks for asking below are some fic recs <3

How Texas Lost His Shirt (by SSSSEEEEVVVVEEEENNNN)

-Texas/California

This Old Thing? (by WhatAboutIndigo_65)

- Texas/California

Your Stupid Face (by jasontoddluvr69)

- Texas/California

It Gives You Chills (by WhatAboutIndigo_65)

- Alaska & Arizona & also dogs!

backchanneling (by Anonymous)

- Maine & New Hampshire & Vermont

Going to the F*** Fair (by guessimdemoms)

- New Hampshire/Vermont, Massachusetts/Virginia