Not Saying Mass Is Gay Or Anything, But His Call Is Canonically 'matt Damon And Ben Affleck' WHICH COULD

not saying mass is gay or anything, but his call is canonically 'matt damon and ben affleck' WHICH COULD MEAN NOTHING

reverse Florida man in socal, Californian in Florida. California wants to know why it’s so fucking wet, Florida keeps asking if he’s a piece of beef jerky bc of all the dehumidifiers.

California, laying on the ground: I think there’s water in my lungs

Florida: do you need cpr?

California: get away from me immediately.

Make sure you say "I wonder what they're doing right now..." about your comic relief friends every now and then so the episode can cut to their B plot

Florida: why don’t they make stained glass fishtanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt.

California: fascinated by the implication that it’s the stained glass that gave us the guilt.

I have this overarching headcanon that before all the states moved into the Statehouse (minus Hawaii of course bc she knows her worth lol) that a lot of the states just kind of lived in weird ass, region specific places, finding themselves doing all sorts of jobs throughout their time.

All this to say that I believe Maine 100% was a seafaring lobsterman who definitely spent time as a lighthouse keeper. I can just imagine the locals gathering so many spooky stories about ghosts, crazy old men, etc., surrounding whatever lighthouse he posted himself up in.

Only to find the fucking human embodiment of the state of Maine having the time of his life puttering around in the fog, singing sea shanties as he turns the light on to help incoming ships.

Old woman love… Vermont (left) and New Hammy (right) ☕️ Hammy smiles at nothing but her wife, nothing else to be smiling about she says. These two love autumn so much 🍂 wow… shoutout to old characters. Goes kinda tough. Vermont is a hermit thrush (her feathers are covered up here) and Hammy a birch tree 🌳