Hello

Hello

MuffinRoll ship (CocoMass) opinions?

omg the i can't get over the name that's incredible.

Never really thought about it but they're vibes are so different I bet they'd be a pretty weird but fun couple. idk why (probably bc I lived in Boston lol) but they give off huge stoner boyfriends vibes.

Mass rants A LOT and Colorado is a good listener

The only thing they fight about is hockey. They get HEATED, but it's all in good fun. They like big strong men whack stick on ice

------------------------------------------------------------------------------Colorado: ur my ideal blunt rotation <3

Massachusetts: bro wtf does that even- oh... awe thanks ya friggin' weirdo (⸝⸝⸝O﹏ O⸝⸝⸝)

I have this overarching headcanon that before all the states moved into the Statehouse (minus Hawaii of course bc she knows her worth lol) that a lot of the states just kind of lived in weird ass, region specific places, finding themselves doing all sorts of jobs throughout their time.

All this to say that I believe Maine 100% was a seafaring lobsterman who definitely spent time as a lighthouse keeper. I can just imagine the locals gathering so many spooky stories about ghosts, crazy old men, etc., surrounding whatever lighthouse he posted himself up in.

Only to find the fucking human embodiment of the state of Maine having the time of his life puttering around in the fog, singing sea shanties as he turns the light on to help incoming ships.

Whenever Rhode Island goes shopping with another state, he likes to hide in clothing racks and shelves to scare them.

Especially with Texas and Alaska because they are the tallest states and make fun of his height the most.

Rhode thinks its hilarious to see a 7'2 Alaska jump out of skin and shriek like a girl.

Rhode thinks it's funny with Texas too, except he was a little concerned at first when Texas crumbled and passed out (fainting goat type of thing lmao.

new jersey is for haters

You know that one audio from Danny Motta’s react to Good Omens? Yeah

Old woman love… Vermont (left) and New Hammy (right) ☕️ Hammy smiles at nothing but her wife, nothing else to be smiling about she says. These two love autumn so much 🍂 wow… shoutout to old characters. Goes kinda tough. Vermont is a hermit thrush (her feathers are covered up here) and Hammy a birch tree 🌳