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MuffinRoll ship (CocoMass) opinions?
omg the i can't get over the name that's incredible.
Never really thought about it but they're vibes are so different I bet they'd be a pretty weird but fun couple. idk why (probably bc I lived in Boston lol) but they give off huge stoner boyfriends vibes.
Mass rants A LOT and Colorado is a good listener
The only thing they fight about is hockey. They get HEATED, but it's all in good fun. They like big strong men whack stick on ice
------------------------------------------------------------------------------Colorado: ur my ideal blunt rotation <3
Massachusetts: bro wtf does that even- oh... awe thanks ya friggin' weirdo (⸝⸝⸝O﹏ O⸝⸝⸝)
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Old woman love… Vermont (left) and New Hammy (right) ☕️ Hammy smiles at nothing but her wife, nothing else to be smiling about she says. These two love autumn so much 🍂 wow… shoutout to old characters. Goes kinda tough. Vermont is a hermit thrush (her feathers are covered up here) and Hammy a birch tree 🌳
Loaded question, what’re your state ships, and which are your favorites? Also do you have fic recs for those ships :)))? (Last thing what are your favorite headcanons for some of those ships?)
Omg hi what a convenient excuse to rant excitedly about this!!!
I’m a multishipper so tbh if you gimme any cute and/or interesting pairing, group, or dynamic there’s a good chance I’ll like it!
Rn I’ve been really into TexaCali bc I’m basic lol. I love me a repressed cowboy and I want to study both of these absolute disasters! Texas and Cali are both horse girls btw & I like to imagine they go on little horse adventures like in the old days. I like how people write/characterize these two in such a way where they balance each other out it’s VERY interesting to me heheh!
I also am finding myself kind of partial to Vermont/New Hampshire as well. They give off MAD married for tax purposes vibes idk. Coming from someone from New England, Vermont and New Hampshire really don’t hate each other as much as it’s joked mainly bc people go back and forth through each state a ton, so I like to headcanon that at some point their old rivalry ended when they actually TALKED to each other alone for once and realized they really weren’t that salty and now they fight as a bit just to keep gov on edge.
There’s so many more, and even just singular characters or platonic pairings I could write a whole thesis on, but hopefully that’s good for now!
Thanks for asking below are some fic recs <3
How Texas Lost His Shirt (by SSSSEEEEVVVVEEEENNNN)
-Texas/California
This Old Thing? (by WhatAboutIndigo_65)
- Texas/California
Your Stupid Face (by jasontoddluvr69)
- Texas/California
It Gives You Chills (by WhatAboutIndigo_65)
- Alaska & Arizona & also dogs!
backchanneling (by Anonymous)
- Maine & New Hampshire & Vermont
Going to the F*** Fair (by guessimdemoms)
- New Hampshire/Vermont, Massachusetts/Virginia
Doing some research for a wttt Vermont centric fanfiction, and the way this is worded is so funny to me for no reason…

peak middle child behaviour
You know that one audio from Danny Motta’s react to Good Omens? Yeah
states I think Massachusetts has hooked up with/dated over the centuries
California
Connecticut
Delaware
Maryland
New Jersey
New York
North Carolina
Pennsylvania
Rhode Island
South Carolina
Virginia