Mildlybizarrecorvid - Foolishness

Ya know what I think is the most amazing? When a machine that was immobile in the original work gets a body to puppeteer in fanworks/aus/etc that while mostly humanoid reflects their own nature. Gimme a GLaDOS with smooth plastic over sharp edges. A Hex who appears to have accumulated, rather than been built. An AM who, I dunno, is covered in HATE in red sharpie. Makes me go mad.

Hey, you!

yeah, you!

Ya like Welcome to Night Vale or associated media?

Have ya tried World Gone Wrong or, to a lesser extent, Midnight Burger? cuz ya should (synopsises below)

World Gone Wrong: when 2020 hit, everything went to heck in a handbasket. No, not Covid-19, what's that? No, the big problem was the vampires, the werewolves, the extra hour of time that now exists between noon and one pm. Amidst this disaster, roommates Jamie (possibly misspelled, it's a podcast) and Malik make a podcast to talk about this nonsense. Since you're a Night Vale fan on Tumblr, the fact they're queer/LGBTQIA+/I'm-sure-there's-a-term-I've-not-seen is probably a selling point. Also, the theme song is catchy as all get out

Midnight Burger: Gloria applies for a job at some place she's never heard of (guess it's name) only for it to then teleport because this sounds crazy and like a mildly questionable idea for a setting, but the burger joint shifts across space, time, and possibly the multiverse? I'm not too clear on the mechanics. Anyways, basic character set: Gloria: new here. She asks your questions. Caspar: stressed wet blanket. Leif: chef, casual about the shenanigans. Ava: Physicist, their only regular. Zebulon and Effie Mucklewain (I can't imagine i spelled that all right, it's a podcast and i don't read the descriptions): rural early 20th century preacher and his wife (don't worry they don't say anything terrible they're nice) who are present only as voices from the radio, despite communicating normally and everything. Like they respond when you talk, it's just a weird little thing. My favorite characters, though

I've not been paid, I'm just a nerd

Feel free to tell me I've done something terribly wrong, or correct my spelling.

I've figured out a potential reason! (let's be honest though this is just rationalization of a weird human thing)

en.wikipedia.org

Lagomorpha - Wikipedia

Lagomorph is "hare form" in greek! the bunnies and pikas and whatever are donning this unfitting title.

I've gotta say.

the word Lagomorph feels a lot better on hares than bunnies

I just had a thought and want to know whether there's a Word of Brandon (that's what WoB stands for, right) about it (Spoilers for Stormlight Archives and Mistborn series)

So it's been said that anyone can burn god metals

And it's been said honorblades are made of Tanavastium

So this leads to the question...

Can you take a bite of honorblade? if you somehow get a hunk off a sword and eat it, do you get magic?

Feel free to say why this is stupid (I've already thought of the sword biting issue, but you can surely find a more practical means)