Oviraptors Are So Sad

Oviraptors are so sad

Like the name if memory serves means 'egg thief' or something along those lines, because they were mostly found amongst eggs. So they try to eat a bebe, death, ironic fate, right?

wrong

Those were their nests. They died trying to protect their eggs, and were named thieves for it. Look up a picture of an oviraptor and think nice thoughts into prehistory, they deserve it

This was my first liked post, and is probably still my favorite

Arthur Maxson rolling up like

You were the greatest archmage in the kingdom and so powerful that you discovered all there was to discover at the time. So, utterly bored but unwilling to die, you decided to freeze yourself in time for a thousand years. After you unfreeze you find yourself in a modern information age world.

In case anyone didn't know yet (don't feel bad, i only found out this week) a band called Steeleye Span did a whole album on Tiffany Aching books 1-4 called Wintersmith. Not only was this a like thing they had permission for, the song The Good Witch has Terry Pratchett literally just reading the passage from Wintersmith about cackling being a sign of moral/mental degradation in witches. I've not heard all of it yet, but both (that's right, two) Dark Morris Dance songs are amazing

There should be a tag for Aperture Science based humor, such as seeing an article that reminds you of them or writing a lil story about how test subject number 4527 was turned to dust.

Apertureposting?