Platonic Moonwater, This

platonic moonwater, this

platonic moonwater, that

What if they’re fucking? Hm?? Never thought about that???

Try getting an imagination, kid

Went out bowling and my ex was there, he’s chill, still not getting back together with him 💀😭

Wish people asked me things, I can write, I can yap, very good at things, please!

I forget how tall some Nevermore characters are sometimes. Since Lenore's the main POV character I don't fully notice because I sorta subconsciously use her as the default to compare everyone else against but she's 6ft. This means Duke would be around 6'3ish, Prospero and Montresor somewhere around 6ft and the deans are like 7ft.They're all so tall like when I was first reading I thought Pluto was super short but no, he's not that short bro just hangs with a bunch of giraffes. They all need to stop with all this school and spectre nonsense and just start trying for the Lakers honestly.

I LOVE IT FOR HER

Annabel, after the deans tell her that Lenore was the one to supposedly kill her: My wife can kill me a lil bit. I don’t care. It’s hot, she can do it again actually. *asks Lenore to choke her in the closet*

Teenagers and Mama would’ve been his shit.

Barty Crouch Jr would’ve been so Emo in the 2000s. This man would have two settings; MCR and the used blaring as he cries with rage, and pop punk Blink-182 skater vibes when he’s not feeling as suicidal as usual.

argue with the wall.