Marinette, Writing In Her Diary With A Glitter Gel Pen: I'm Losing My Sense Of Humanity. Nothing Matters.

Marinette, writing in her diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands

one of the funniest things ml canon did was completely ignore the trope of "adrien loves seeing marinette dressed like chat noir, it drives him crazy" and instead go "actually, seeing chat noir in red and spots makes marinette go absolutely feral. it is actually a miracle that lady noire does not tear mister bug apart with her teeth and devour him at any given moment"

Argos, struggling to keep upright in his 1-inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me

Chat Noir, pointing at him and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6-inch heels: WEAK

Chat Noir: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--

[translation: I’M SORRY]

Ladybug: What the heck is that?

Chat Noir: Remorse code

Ladybug:

Ladybug: I'm even angrier now

Gabriel: Here you go, Nathalie, a nice hot cup of coffee!

Nathalie: It's cold

Gabriel: A nice cup of coffee

Nathalie: It tastes horrible

Gabriel: Cup of coffee

Nathalie: I'm not sure if this even is coffee

Gabriel: c u p

Adrien: *hesitantly* I like your coffee, Dad

Nathalie: It's okay Adrien, you don't have to lie