Incorrect Miraculous Ladybug Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Marinette: You're my partner, my best friend, and the love of my life. I hope you know I would do anything for you. Absolutely anything. Adrien: I want you to get a full 10 hours of sleep. Marinette: Absolutely not.
Rena Rouge: How do you think the butterflies taste like?
Chat Noir: They taste bad
Rena Rouge:
Ladybug:
Carapace:
Ryuko:
Monarch:
Ladybug: You ate an aKUMA-
*early s5*
Ladybug: We need a diversion. I say you should get naked
Chat Noir: What? No
Ladybug: I could get naked?
Chat Noir: What? No! What’s wrong with you these days, Ladybug?
Ladybug: WHAT HAPPENED TO "MY LADY"!?
Ladybug: *sobs in despair*
Argos: But what about Chat Noir?
Ladybug: Don't worry about him
Argos: I once saw a video of him fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating his hotdog like nothing happened
Fèlix: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone
Marinette: And I need you to be less vague and weird
*season 5*
Adrien, *walking in cheerfully*: So what’s for dinner, Dad?
Gabriel, *staring at the pancakes that are as black as his cataclysmed arm*: Regret
Chat Noir, *jokingly*: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my depression. I'll wait
Ladybug: You and me!!
Chat Noir, *tearing up*: Okay
Chat Noir: you know, you were right
Ladybug: about what specifically? because I’m right about a lot of things
Alya, *texting*: Answer your phone girl
Marinette, *texting back*: wait a min, I can’t find my phone
Alya: Understood
Marinette, *5 minutes later*: I hate you
Marinette: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?
Alya: *confused* What?
Lila: *enters room*
Marinette: *jaw clenches*
Nino: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Adrien: They do
Nino: ... Why did you say that with such certainty?
Ladybug: It’s not that I don’t trust Chat Noir, I just... don’t ’t trust his impulse control
*Tikki and Adrien shenanigans, if they were together, they would always be fighting over food because they both are big sweet-tooths*
Adrien: Can I have some?
Tikki, *mouth full of cheesecake*: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it
Marinette: Alright. Who ate my powdered donuts?
Chat Noir: *mouth full of donuts* Not me
Marinette: Then what's that white powder on your suit
Chat Noir, *panicking*: Cocaine
Marinette: No problemo!
Marinette, *internally*: But it was all problemo
Adrien: Good news!
Marinette: You found where I hid your phone?
Adrien: ...
Marinette: You found your phone?
I am a ladybug stan first and a human second
-both alya and adrien
Judge: How do you plead?
Chat Noir: *looks at Ladybug*
Ladybug, mouthing: Not guilty.
Chat Noir: Hot milky
Ladybug: just lock him up
Marinette: Who broke it?
Marinette: I’m not mad, I just wanna know.
Adrien: I did. I broke it.
Marinette: No you didn’t. Alix?
Alix: Don’t look at me, look at Nathaniel.
Nathaniel: What? I didn’t break it.
Alix: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Nathaniel: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken
Alya: If it matters, and it probably doesn’t, Chloe was the last person to use it.
Chloe: Liar, I don’t even drink that crap!
Alya: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Chloe: I use the wooden stirers to push back my cuticles everyone knows that, Alya.
Adrien: Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it let me pay for it.
Marinette: No. Who broke it?
Nathaniel: Marinette? Marc has been awfully quiet.
Marc: Really?!
Nathaniel: Yeah really!
Everyone: *starts yelling*
Marinette: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.
Adrien: Nino, can you do me a favor?
Nino: I’d kill for you but go on.