Incorrect Miraculous Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Rena Rouge: How do you think the butterflies taste like?

Chat Noir: They taste bad

Rena Rouge:

Ladybug:

Carapace:

Ryuko:

Monarch:

Ladybug: You ate an aKUMA-

*early s5*

Ladybug: We need a diversion. I say you should get naked

Chat Noir: What? No

Ladybug: I could get naked?

Chat Noir: What? No! What’s wrong with you these days, Ladybug?

Ladybug: WHAT HAPPENED TO "MY LADY"!?

Ladybug: *sobs in despair*

Argos: But what about Chat Noir?

Ladybug: Don't worry about him

Argos: I once saw a video of him fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating his hotdog like nothing happened

Fèlix: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone

Marinette: And I need you to be less vague and weird

*season 5*

Adrien, *walking in cheerfully*: So what’s for dinner, Dad?

Gabriel, *staring at the pancakes that are as black as his cataclysmed arm*: Regret

Chat Noir, *jokingly*: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my depression. I'll wait

Ladybug: You and me!!

Chat Noir, *tearing up*: Okay

Alya, *texting*: Answer your phone girl

Marinette, *texting back*: wait a min, I can’t find my phone

Alya: Understood

Marinette, *5 minutes later*: I hate you

Marinette: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?

Alya: *confused* What?

Lila: *enters room*

Marinette: *jaw clenches*

Nino: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Adrien: They do

Nino: ... Why did you say that with such certainty?

Ladybug: It’s not that I don’t trust Chat Noir, I just... don’t ’t trust his impulse control

*Tikki and Adrien shenanigans, if they were together, they would always be fighting over food because they both are big sweet-tooths*

Adrien: Can I have some?

Tikki, *mouth full of cheesecake*: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it

Marinette: Alright. Who ate my powdered donuts?

Chat Noir: *mouth full of donuts* Not me

Marinette: Then what's that white powder on your suit

Chat Noir, *panicking*: Cocaine

Adrien: Good news!

Marinette: You found where I hid your phone?

Adrien: ...

Marinette: You found your phone?

Adrien: I know you’re Ladybug, Marinette

Marinette, internally: play dumb

Marinette: who’s Marinette

Marinette, internally: not that dumb!

I am a ladybug stan first and a human second

-both alya and adrien

Adrien: *gets a paper cut*

Marinette, under her breath: hasn’t he been through enough

Nathalie: Well done, Sir! You didn’t akumatize anything in 2 weeks, 6 hours, 39 minutes and 41 seconds! Here you go.

Gabriel: Is this a Sticker?

Nathalie: Not just any sticker, it has ‘Me-wow’ on it, as a Cat Noir pun, you know, because you haven’t tried to get his Miraculous in 2 weeks, 6 hours 40 minutes and 2 seconds!

Gabriel: I am not in a nursery.

Nathalie: In case you don’t want it, I can always just give it to Adrien, he is ecstatic every time I give him one.

Adrien: *standing in the door way with excitement all over his face* A sticker? For me? With a pun? A cat pun? A-are you serious Nathalie?

Nathalie: *gestures to Adrien with a ‘told you so’ look*

Gabriel: No! Back off! It’s mine! I earned this!

Adrien: *tears are coming* Bu-but... I...

Nathalie: Here Adrien, for you. Because you’re paw-sitively claw-some.

Adrien: Oh, thank you Nathalie! You’re the greatest person alive! Here, I have something for you too, I drew a picture of us as sticker-superheroes!

Marinette: Adrien, could you ever see us being more than just friends?

Adrien: *le gasp* Totally! I’ve been waiting for you to ask that for so long!

Marinette: *getting her hopes up high* R-really?!

Adrien: Yes, I could totally see us as superheroes, hang on, let me find the picture I drew.

Marinette: *internal breakdown*

Cat Noir: Hey Mari, do you want me to do a tarot card reading for you?

Mari: You can do that?

Cat Noir: Uh-huh. *lays down cards* Okay, so this one tells me you are a heavenly angle, this one says you can be clumsy at times, that one shows me you have a magical smile that lights up-

Marinette: Cat, those aren’t tarot cards, those are pictures of me.

Ondine:I think we should break up.

Kim: Oh...

Ondine:It’s not you it’s me-

Alix: mArIo!