Jujutsu Kaisen Incorrect Quotes! (Part 1?)

Jujutsu Kaisen Incorrect Quotes! (Part 1?)

All of these are Yuuji and Sukuna to start, ill add more characters in the future if you guys like these enough ❤

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Yuuji, throwing a pokeball at Sukuna: Sukuna, I choose you!

Sukuna, not looking up from their book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.

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Yuuji: Can you pass the salt?

Sukuna: Can you pass away?

Yuuji: Too much salt.

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Sukuna: Come on, Yuuji! How any times do I have to apologize?

Yuuji: Once!

Sukuna: ...No.

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Yuuji: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Sukuna: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

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Yuuji: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?

Sukuna: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Yuuji:

Sukuna: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.

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Yuuji: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?

Sukuna: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

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Yuuji: Punch me in the face.

Sukuna: ...Punch you?

Yuuji: Yes, punch me, didn’t you hear me?

Sukuna: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ while you’re speaking but it’s usually just subtext.

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Kidnapper: I have your partner.

Yuuji: What? I don't have a partner...

Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife punk ass and spit in my face?

Yuuji: Oh my god, you have Sukuna.

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Yuuji: Sukuna, you need to react when people cry!

Sukuna: I did. I rolled my eyes.

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Yuuji: I know this isn’t going to end well and I don’t care. So don’t you try and stop me, Sukuna!

Sukuna: I wasn’t stopping you. I was asking if you had a spare camera so I can record this.

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Sukuna, appearing on Yuuji's hand: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.

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Sukuna: What goes up but never comes down?

Yuuji: The amount of stress you're bringing me.

Dont forget about giga angry/smug boy Sukuna from Jujutsu Kaisen ❤

Going from sad boy prince Noctis lucis caelum to angry boy Eve and then to Sad Angry boy Bro!Nier and

You are not Amune to Ray Chase and his screaming and yes you do have a crush on his voice and all characters he voices

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