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Jujutsu Kaisen Incorrect Quotes! (Part 1?)
All of these are Yuuji and Sukuna to start, ill add more characters in the future if you guys like these enough ❤
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Yuuji, throwing a pokeball at Sukuna: Sukuna, I choose you!
Sukuna, not looking up from their book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.
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Yuuji: Can you pass the salt?
Sukuna: Can you pass away?
Yuuji: Too much salt.
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Sukuna: Come on, Yuuji! How any times do I have to apologize?
Yuuji: Once!
Sukuna: ...No.
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Yuuji: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
Sukuna: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.
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Yuuji: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
Sukuna: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Yuuji:
Sukuna: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.
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Yuuji: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?
Sukuna: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.
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Yuuji: Punch me in the face.
Sukuna: ...Punch you?
Yuuji: Yes, punch me, didn’t you hear me?
Sukuna: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ while you’re speaking but it’s usually just subtext.
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Kidnapper: I have your partner.
Yuuji: What? I don't have a partner...
Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife punk ass and spit in my face?
Yuuji: Oh my god, you have Sukuna.
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Yuuji: Sukuna, you need to react when people cry!
Sukuna: I did. I rolled my eyes.
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Yuuji: I know this isn’t going to end well and I don’t care. So don’t you try and stop me, Sukuna!
Sukuna: I wasn’t stopping you. I was asking if you had a spare camera so I can record this.
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Sukuna, appearing on Yuuji's hand: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.
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Sukuna: What goes up but never comes down?
Yuuji: The amount of stress you're bringing me.
Complaint that the best thing I've ever written might be this fic where Sukuna's milk-dripping tiddies save us from the shibuya incident