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Jujutsu Kaisen Incorrect Quotes! (Part 1?)

All of these are Yuuji and Sukuna to start, ill add more characters in the future if you guys like these enough ❤

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Yuuji, throwing a pokeball at Sukuna: Sukuna, I choose you!

Sukuna, not looking up from their book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.

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Yuuji: Can you pass the salt?

Sukuna: Can you pass away?

Yuuji: Too much salt.

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Sukuna: Come on, Yuuji! How any times do I have to apologize?

Yuuji: Once!

Sukuna: ...No.

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Yuuji: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Sukuna: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

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Yuuji: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?

Sukuna: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Yuuji:

Sukuna: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.

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Yuuji: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?

Sukuna: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

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Yuuji: Punch me in the face.

Sukuna: ...Punch you?

Yuuji: Yes, punch me, didn’t you hear me?

Sukuna: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ while you’re speaking but it’s usually just subtext.

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Kidnapper: I have your partner.

Yuuji: What? I don't have a partner...

Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife punk ass and spit in my face?

Yuuji: Oh my god, you have Sukuna.

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Yuuji: Sukuna, you need to react when people cry!

Sukuna: I did. I rolled my eyes.

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Yuuji: I know this isn’t going to end well and I don’t care. So don’t you try and stop me, Sukuna!

Sukuna: I wasn’t stopping you. I was asking if you had a spare camera so I can record this.

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Sukuna, appearing on Yuuji's hand: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.

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Sukuna: What goes up but never comes down?

Yuuji: The amount of stress you're bringing me.

BROKEN PROMISE — y.i

⛤ yuuji itadori x fem! reader

Yuuji definitely loves cumming inside but you ban him from doing so, how could you do that to poor Yuuji?

cw. smut. unprotected sex. creampies. cervix-fucking. squirting. non-con cumming inside. overstimulation. pussydrunk. tummy bulge. mentions of pregnancy. +18!

wc: 1k

Sex with Yuuji is amazing but also annoying. Yuuji never listens to you, not when his cock is so buried deep into you, threatening to cum and coat your gushy walls even when you tell him not to, he cums too much that you’ll already end up feeling full in one go. The first time he slid in, he couldn’t stop. How can he? Your cunt was squeezing him tight, milking him dry each time he can’t pull out in time. He’s being deeply swallowed by your warmth and the wind is being knocked out of his lungs. Your pussy is basically begging to be filled with his cum. You regret furthering make out sessions because now there’s no going back. He doesn’t like to wear condoms either, not when he had went raw for the first time, now he is obsessed with your used up hole.

You’ll scold him that if he did it again he wouldn’t be getting any for a while. This time surprisingly he did listen, he promised though he was sad he will never get to sink his cock into you and fill you up in all the right places, your mushy walls being glazed and the pretty mess you make on him as well. How could you punish him like that? It wasn’t his fault he can’t help it, the feeling was pretty much addicting but your not trying to get pregnant, though he probably wouldn’t mind if he just gets to. So every time his cock slightly twitched to cum, he would pull out cumming on your stomach or your ass. It’s still feels good but stuffing you was so much better.

Yuuji now pounding into you, this time you both ran through your first orgasm. Yuuji was hungry, hungry to keep beating your cervix with his cock. His pace was fast and rough, sweat beads forming on your bodies. His head lowering cursing and moaning “fuck-fuck..ah! Can’t stop-…shit!” he wasn’t even getting tired, his hips slamming into you and your hands tug onto the sheets beneath you, eyes tight shut as your taking his merciful thrusts, your moaning like crazy your getting dizzy. Your pretty pussy taking his big dick at such speed.

You can feel his cock throb, that’s when you know he’s about to cum. “Yuuji! You know to..ah-pull out” what was that? Sounded like nothing to him. He’s still going, his eyes closed as he tilts his head back just thinking about how good you feel and your walls tightening around his girth, he was practically drooling. “feel so- fucking good! Can’t stop! I have to-“ You shake your head before he begins to go faster. Half of your mind was being focused on Yuuji fucking you hard into your spot and the other half was the hope that you needed him to pull out in time before he cums, you were near your end and he was too yet he’s so lost in your weeping cunt, he might have to just break his promise not even thinking twice about the consequences because he was so entranced by your pussy.

“Yuuji don’t! Don’t cum inside! Ah! Pull out already” you yell out a moan, a sharp ache was building up in the pit on your stomach. He shakes his head “m’ sorry baby! Fuck-“ Yuuji was not cooperating nor he was sorry. You slightly pull your hips back but Yuuji grabs them slamming you back down, his leaking tip pounded at your cervix and you let a intense moan. “Please baby..just let me-“ he whines, his voice cracking a bit.

“Yuuji!” you gasp, you felt like you were about to explode. Yuuji hurries, feeling himself about climax and made sure he was about to do it right inside you just like he always wanted to. “‘m cumming! ‘m cumming” how fucking amazing that felt when he pumps full of hot spurts of cum deep in your womb, he’s biting the inside of his cheek. you cry feeling him fill you up so fast already and you gushed around him of your liquids right on his cock cumming hard, the feeling of your tummy became full of him “Ah! Yuuji no! I-your cumming inside me“ you whimpered with your hand on your lower abdomen feeling the bulge of his big dick. you were trembling, your heart is racing, waiting for your high to calm down but it’s taking a while to do so.

“Don’t wanna stop now” he exhales a large gasp of air, He knew he was gonna overstimulate himself, he had never before in a while though you felt so good and he had to keep going, he got to cum inside you, surely he could do it again. “Yuuji yer such a idiot” you whine and gave him a fist at his chest as his dick growing hard again and he’s still thrusting inside not caring about the filthy mess he made. “‘m sorry baby..i really am..-shit! Your squeezing me though” if you keep doing that then he might just cum harder and so much more than before.

Yuuji uses his hands to push your legs almost to your ears so he can fuck into deeper, already planning to cum inside you again when he’s to his end. He’s panting like a dog, you’re moaning and the sounds fills your ears of Yuuji’s cock plunging repeatedly in your stuffed pussy. You might just kill him after this yet you’re overwhelmed with Yuuji tip prodding at your cervix with ease. “Yuuji i hate you s’ much..hah! Ah! s’ much!” Yuuji lets out a sigh along with a small laugh “I’ll make it up to you I promise just- fuck! Let me..ah!” Yuuji’s hips are snapping but they’re also a bit sloppy.

“oh fuck oh fuck!” His cock pulses, your moans pitches when your stomach tightens. Yuuji leans down gritting his teeth hard and his fingers dig through your skin. He gives you another load while your pussy clenches around him. Your toes curl and you cum intensely, gushing over him messily again, your stomach fluttering with his dick still pumping his essence into you and some of his previous cum leaking out. “Stupid Yuuji..” you’re all fucked out but your pissed as hell “Hah..sorry” little does he know he’s not getting sex from you for a while.

YUUJI ITADORI SUPREMACY

best friends forever (=´∀｀)人(´∀｀=)

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in another life…

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brothers 彡

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oblivious!Yuji who was more than happy to show you around Jujutsu Tech on your first day. (Even though someone else had been assigned to)

oblivious!Yuji who didn’t mind a bit to share his lunch with you when you had “forgotten” to pack your own.

oblivious!Yuji who didn’t quite understand why you were gossiping with Nobara and repeatedly pointing at him from across the field.

oblivious!Yuji who hadn’t questioned as you sat awfully close to him; shoulder to shoulder, as you all ate. Friends sat closely, right?

oblivious!Yuji who was grateful to all of the compliments you gave him on a daily basis. You were so kind hearted!

oblivious!Yuji whose stomach couldn’t help but flutter up when you laughed at his jokes, giving him that great big smile he had started to adore.

oblivious!Yuji who was quick to take up every offer to hang out with you, even though you hadn’t asked him specifically.

oblivious!Yuji who would come back from missions and clearly sought out to hug you first out of anyone else.

oblivious!Yuji who had begun to remember all of your favourite things; your favourite snack, your favourite lipgloss flavour, your favourite cat breed.

oblivious!Yuji who had been cornered by Megumi and Nobara one day as they demanded to know if he really liked you cause his mixed signals were taking a toll on you.

liked you

liked you?

liked you!

crushing!Yuji who had set up a gift basket and gone to your dorm the next day and apologized profusely for how he’d messed up. Blurting out a hurried “But I really like you and-“ before he’d gotten cut off

crushing!Yuji who hadn’t stopped himself from melting into the kiss.

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Fem yuji itadori unfinished WIP👍

THIS IS SOO CUTEE🤩

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NSFW Sukuna and Yuuji headcanons!

Ok so this is my first headcanon post so ya- I hope you enjoy

Warnings: NSFW, Double penetration, breeding kink, Yuuji being a bottom, Oral (Female receiving), Sukuna being god material, choking, blow jobs, praising, slight size kink

⚠️NSFW WARNING ⚠️

Yuuji

Sex with Yuuji tends to be soft, loving, and Yuuji tended to be the bottom.

Before Sukuna, Yuuji was very soft and never did anything to hurt you. He always put you before him and went out of his way to make sure you were comfortable.

Yuuji took advantage of ever opportunity to give you oral. This man knew how to put his mouth to work.

He would make sure you came at least 2 times before he did, although now with sukuna on the side of his face egging him on, that number has increased.

The pink haired boy has and forever will clean you up after sex. no matter how tired he is.

Sukuna

He will turn ever little thing into a sexual joke. Oh, you have a low hanging tank top on? Hehe *insert completely unneeded sex joke from Sukuna*

Sukuna is dead set on making you bare his children. Just the thought of you being swollen and full with his offspring makes him crazy.

He will make you kneel infront of him, wether it’s in his domain or when he has control of yuuji’s body, and Make you suck him off. He loves watching you choke on his dick.

He adores choking you, and watching as your tiny neck gets swallowed by his giant hands.

He also has a thing for bringing Yuuji and you into his domain and forcing yuuji to watch a he fucks you senseless.

Hello! I came a cross your blog and I really like your writing! Your writing are very in characters and I LOVE IT! Is it okay to request some fluff headcons of Nanami, Yuuta and Yuuji telling their chubby S/O(female or male S/O, up to you!) that they love their softness? If you are uncomfortable of writing it you can ignore this ask and have a nice day or night!

Ok so i didn’t know if you meant soft as in physically or emotionally but i just went with physically. Also I sadly have no access to the JJK manga so i don’t know who Yuuta is yet so i just did Nanami and Yuuji! Also i just did a Female reader

Warnings: Hints of past Intercourse, and my friend said to mention that some characters are under aged.

Yuuji Itadori

Yuuji never really cared much for other people’s opinions so in the beginning he never really noticed how much people’s words hurt you.

He noticed when someone had made a comment about him being super fit and you being ‘fat’. The pink haired puppy almost lost his temper when he heard that.

The small words of encouragement and soft touches from him would start up shortly after.

Yuuji even went softer when you two were being intimate.

❉ ╤╤╤╤ ✿ ╤╤╤╤ ❉

Yuuji ran his hands up and down your sides as you stood in front of the bathroom mirror. His mocha colored eyes filled will love and adoration.

“Promise me something...” Yuuji whispered, breaking the sweet silence in the room. You hummed, as you smiled at him in the mirror.

“depends on what your going to ask.” You say as his large hands begin to travel towards your breast.

“Promise me that you’ll never try to be as skinny as the other girls” He said as he began to kiss up and down your neck. “No matter what they say.. i love everything about you,..”

He wrapped his arms around you and pulled you flush against his chest. “..And i especially love how soft you are~”

❉ ╧╧╧╧ ✿ ╧╧╧╧ ❉

Nanami Kento

Nanami could notice every little thing about you, even before the two of you were together. He was able to notice how much your weight bothered you, even before he knew your name.

When you two started dating he made sure he bought you clothing he knew you’d like, and if you didn’t like it, then he’d make you like it. 😈

Similar to Yuuji, He gets mad when people talk bad about you but he doesn’t show it. He just holds it in and if it’s someone from work, then he’ll find some way to fuck up their day (or week)

.•° ✿ °•.

You laid in bed next to nanami, your chest heaving up and down. Nanami looked over at you and gave you one of his rare smiles. The blonde loves the way the light, whether it be sun or moon light, kissed your skin.

“what are you looking at?” You said with a giggle. You rolled over onto your side and ran a hand through Nanami’s sweaty hair.

“I want you to know that I will love you no matter what others say about you or your body.” he said lightly as he leaned into your hand. “I love how soft you are not only emotionally, but also physically”

You blushed lightly and felt tears brim in your eyes. “I... thank you ‘nami”

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JJK Men who keeps stealing your bonnets:

“I ain’t Batman but I be robbin’”

Summary: JJK men be stealing bonnets

CW: None fr, some cursing, Yuuji is aged up, could read this as platonic but why would you?

A/N: This is part 1 of this 2 parter. I hope I wrote yuuji well because I love that boy😭.

Yuuji:

He doesn’t steal your bonnets on purpose, it just happens. It started when he came over during a movie night at your house and he found your bonnet lying on the bathroom counter. He’s seen you wear it a couple of time, but he’s never really bothered to ask what its for. 

“Babe?” He yells. 

“What’s up hun?” You ask from your spot on the couch. 

“What does this do?” He asks as he strides back to the living room, holding the bonnet in his right hand with a curious face. 

 “It protects my hair.” You say casually. He still has on his confuzzled face. Maybe a tactile lesson will help him? 

“You wanna try it on?”

“OH HELL YEAH!”

That’s basically how the story goes. Now, he won’t fall asleep without wearing one of your bonnets. You keep telling him to buy his own, but he always refuses.

“I like them because they remind me of you.” 

You find it really hard to say no to that. 

Choso:

You made him wear a bonnet. You love this man dearly, but his hair is way too damn long. The tresses that scatter around his face when he’s sleeping peacefully always seem to infiltrate your side of the bed. You were sick of it, so you bought you and him matching bonnets. He thinks its practical, keeps his hair out of yours and his face. Besides, he’ll do anything to show he’s yours and vice versa, even if its in the privacy of your home. 

Suguru:

Omgggg, this man is a fuckin THEIF. It genuinely happens out of nowhere. One day, he pays little attention to your bonnet. Next? All your bonnets are his bonnets too. You’ve tried buying him his own to solve your problem but he will still steal yours. His excuse? “I like yours better. I want to be closer to you” Creepy ass. 

Let’s just have fun.

baroo, yujee itahappy, nagitoe koemeda, and enui (me punchd her).

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