Give Us Your Skin, Michael

give us your skin, michael

(guys how do i add motion blur again)

Ultra Magnus: You said you had nothing to do with that prank. Are you lying to me?

Rodimus: That depends on how you define lying

Ultra Magnus: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?

Rodimus: Reclining your body in a horizontal position

Ultra Magnus:

Rodimus:

Ultra Magnus, deadpanning: Get out of my office.

Rodimus: Absolutely

TFP Megatron: If I’m really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand!

*Lightning strikes TFP Megatron*

TFP Megatron: Ha! Nice try, you idiots! Next time, give it your all!

Ultra Magnus: *answers his phone(or whatever they have)* Hello?

Brainstorm: It’s Brainstorm

Ultra Magnus: What did he do this time?

Brainstorm: What? No, it’s Brainstorm speaking

Ultra Magnus: ...

Ultra Magnus: What did you do this time?

G1 Optimus: Hey, do you know what language they speak at the center of the Earth?

G1 Optimus: Core-ean!

TFP Optimus: The center of the Earth is far too hot to sustain any life, let alone life intelligent enough to have a language.

G1 Optimus:

G1 Optimus: Core-ean

that moment when one of ur favourite blogs posts after 5 weeks