Incorrect Transformers Quotes - Tumblr Posts
*TFA Optimus drunkenly wanders around the house and Cyberverse Optimus is drunkenly giggling* IDW Optimus, completely sober: *sighs* Well, looks like it's just me and you against the world, TFP Optimus. TFP Optimus, going to their room: No, just you. *door closes*
G1 Optimus: Guys, Shattered Glass Optimus is missing. Bayverse Optimus: Good.
Cyberverse Megatron, singing: Mr. Sandmaaaaan
Cyberverse Megatron: Man me a sand
Cyberverse Megatron: Make him the cutest man car hook hand-
TFP Megatron: ENOUGH ALREADY
its buckethead bois now guys
G1 Optimus: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
TFP Optimus: How can you still say that?
G1 Optimus: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have left
Cyberverse Optimus: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Shattered Glass Optimus: Not if they consent to it.
Bayverse Optimus: Depends who you’re stabbing.
TFP Optimus: YES?!?!?
TFP Optimus: I am at a loss for words!
Shattered Glass Optimus, narrating: And despite being at a loss for words, TFP Optimus lectured me for the next 10 minutes.
G1 Optimus: Hey, do you know what language they speak at the center of the Earth?
G1 Optimus: Core-ean!
TFP Optimus: The center of the Earth is far too hot to sustain any life, let alone life intelligent enough to have a language.
G1 Optimus:
G1 Optimus: Core-ean
Ultra Magnus: On a scale of 1 to 10, exactly how much am I going to despise this little plan of yours?
Rodimus: I’d say a solid 85
TFP Megatron: If I’m really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand!
*Lightning strikes TFP Megatron*
TFP Megatron: Ha! Nice try, you idiots! Next time, give it your all!
Ultra Magnus: *answers his phone(or whatever they have)* Hello?
Brainstorm: It’s Brainstorm
Ultra Magnus: What did he do this time?
Brainstorm: What? No, it’s Brainstorm speaking
Ultra Magnus: ...
Ultra Magnus: What did you do this time?
Ultra Magnus: You said you had nothing to do with that prank. Are you lying to me?
Rodimus: That depends on how you define lying
Ultra Magnus: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?
Rodimus: Reclining your body in a horizontal position
Ultra Magnus:
Rodimus:
Ultra Magnus, deadpanning: Get out of my office.
Rodimus: Absolutely
IDW Megatron: [exists]
Shattered Glass Megatron: Look at this bitter old man. The Great Depression took such a toll on him!
G1 Optimus, singing: When you wish upon a star...
Bayverse Optimus, walking by: Nothing happens.
G1 Optimus:
Optimus: Megatron, stop! This isn’t you, you’ve gone mad with power!
Megatron: Well of course I have.
Megatron: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Megatron: It’s boring
Something random but basically a more feral version of TFA Optimus where he's done with life and basically scare the shits out of Cons whenever they feels like doom music starts playing when Optimus gone apeshit
Bayverse OP:Oh boy free child :D
TFA Optimus: As Alpha Trion once said…
TFA Optimus: *pulls out axe*
TFA Optimus: ….stay strapped, or get clapped.
IDW Megatron: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk? TFA Megatron: *sighing* Earthspark Megatron. Earthspark Megatron: Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die. SG Megatron: *wiping away a tear* So inspirational.
SG Optimus: Hey, it’s your turn to wash the dishes. Bayverse Optimus: I’ll wash the walls red with your energon. SG Optimus: Okay, but before that, wash the dishes. Also, use soap this time.
Earthspark Megatron: That sounds like a terrible plan. TFA Megatron: Oh, we've had worse.
He actually have a point-
Shattered Glass Optimus: No, no, you misunderstand. I have a “resting bitch” face.
Shattered Glass Optimus: Bayverse Optimus, on the other hand, has the “I want you all to die” face. It’s a subtle but crucial difference.
TFA Optimus & G1 Optimus: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
G1 Optimus: We need an adult!
TFA Optimus: You are an adult!
G1 Optimus: We need an adultier adult! Get TFP Optimus!