mkultrazero

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Slenderman Is A Good Dad Who Makes Sure His Sons Have What They Need To Stay Safe

slenderman is a good dad who makes sure his sons have what they need to stay safe

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mkultrazero

4 years ago

me waiting for someone to find my body in security

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among us CARAMELLDANSEN

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mkultrazero

7 months ago

i really hope y’all realize how important it now will be to get out there and fucking vote to ensure trump does not get re-elected. that shooter just basically handed him the election. the only thing that will stop him now is if enough people stop pussyfooting about voting. do not let this be what puts him back in the white house bc if he gets back in there? you know what’s coming.

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mkultrazero

4 years ago

hidan: hey quick question

kisame: what is it

hidan: if i cheated on my partner, what would you do? like be honest

kisame: id most likely tell on your ass

hidan: really bro? where tf is the loyalty, i thought we were boys??

konan: that's not loyalty, motherfucker

sasori: you need to be talking about where's the loyalty, YOU cheated on YOUR partner.

hidan: yeah, you're supposed to be on MY side, bro, what the fuck??

tobi: you think im just gonna turn a blind eye to you cheating on your partner?

hidan: as you should!

kakuzu: that's stupid.

hidan: like why would you do that, bro? what the fuck??

deidara: first of all, your partner's fine as fuck. they cook for you, clean for you, does everything you ask of them. and you're gonna cheat on THEM?

hidan: you're supposed to be on my side!

itachi: if i EVER catching you cheating on them, im whooping YOUR ass, then im gonna go to YOUR house, tell your partner what YOU did, fuck your partner, bang their back out and then make them call ME daddy -

hidan: ...

itachi: then ima marry their ass AND then imma get in good with their parents while im at it.

hidan: BRO WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH Y'ALL

deidara: oh shut up. cheating ass motherfucker, what's wrong with you?!

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akatsuki Itachi Uchiha Itachi x reader deidara hidan sasori Konan kakuzu kisame obito uchiha tobi JDJFJFJFJF...FJDRKFJJF this has been living in my head rent free im sorry not really an x reader but im tagging anyway gender neutral pronouns for yall to go nuts eith naruto naruto shippuden evangelos.txt long post

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mkultrazero

4 years ago

Lyin’ isn’t better than silence Floatin’, but I feel like I’m dyin’ Still, no matter where I go At the end of every road You were good to me You were good to me, yeah I know it’s easier to run After everything I’ve done You were good to me You were good to me You were good to me You were good to me

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narusasu sasuke uchiha naruto uzumaki naruto THIS IS SO GOOD FJFKGJF suddenly im a sasuke stan

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mkultrazero

7 months ago

I need Hole more than I need oxygen

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