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hidan: hey quick question

kisame: what is it

hidan: if i cheated on my partner, what would you do? like be honest

kisame: id most likely tell on your ass

hidan: really bro? where tf is the loyalty, i thought we were boys??

konan: that's not loyalty, motherfucker

sasori: you need to be talking about where's the loyalty, YOU cheated on YOUR partner.

hidan: yeah, you're supposed to be on MY side, bro, what the fuck??

tobi: you think im just gonna turn a blind eye to you cheating on your partner?

hidan: as you should!

kakuzu: that's stupid.

hidan: like why would you do that, bro? what the fuck??

deidara: first of all, your partner's fine as fuck. they cook for you, clean for you, does everything you ask of them. and you're gonna cheat on THEM?

hidan: you're supposed to be on my side!

itachi: if i EVER catching you cheating on them, im whooping YOUR ass, then im gonna go to YOUR house, tell your partner what YOU did, fuck your partner, bang their back out and then make them call ME daddy -

hidan: ...

itachi: then ima marry their ass AND then imma get in good with their parents while im at it.

hidan: BRO WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH Y'ALL

deidara: oh shut up. cheating ass motherfucker, what's wrong with you?!