Day 9 Of Posting That I Don't Like Biden But Will Be Voting For Him Because:

Day 9 of posting that I don't like Biden but will be voting for him because:

Some of my friends have jokingly mentioned voting for Trump because he'd be "too incompetent" to continue the Palestinian genocide. I beg of you, Republicans are no stranger to surrounding an incompetent person with very shrewd, competent advisors (ex: Reagan in the years he actively had dementia). And Trump is younger than Biden, but he is still old. Old enough to die in office. Old enough to die and be replaced by a shrewd, competent Republican that no one ever saw coming. Do not give the party that opportunity.

Jesus Christ please vote idc if Biden is in hospice care we cannot let Trump become president again

If you can’t vote for Biden, I get it, but every single US House seat is up for election this year, so like. There’s other branches of government. There are progressives currently running in your area, and the quicker you jump into their campaign, the more they’ll listen to you. Please do not fall into the trap that the President is the only person who matters.

me waiting for someone to find my body in security

hidan: hey quick question

kisame: what is it

hidan: if i cheated on my partner, what would you do? like be honest

kisame: id most likely tell on your ass

hidan: really bro? where tf is the loyalty, i thought we were boys??

konan: that's not loyalty, motherfucker

sasori: you need to be talking about where's the loyalty, YOU cheated on YOUR partner.

hidan: yeah, you're supposed to be on MY side, bro, what the fuck??

tobi: you think im just gonna turn a blind eye to you cheating on your partner?

hidan: as you should!

kakuzu: that's stupid.

hidan: like why would you do that, bro? what the fuck??

deidara: first of all, your partner's fine as fuck. they cook for you, clean for you, does everything you ask of them. and you're gonna cheat on THEM?

hidan: you're supposed to be on my side!

itachi: if i EVER catching you cheating on them, im whooping YOUR ass, then im gonna go to YOUR house, tell your partner what YOU did, fuck your partner, bang their back out and then make them call ME daddy -

hidan: ...

itachi: then ima marry their ass AND then imma get in good with their parents while im at it.

hidan: BRO WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH Y'ALL

deidara: oh shut up. cheating ass motherfucker, what's wrong with you?!