Im Gonna [[redacted]] Myself I Swear To Cog-right So I Got The 2.0 Version Of Veadotube Mini And-SHIT

im gonna [[redacted]] myself i swear to cog- right so i got the 2.0 version of veadotube mini and- SHIT DOES NOT WORK!! i do the game capture thing, that dont work i do the window capture thing, that wont work i do the spout capture 2 thing that did work but my pngtuber isnt showing up on OBS and idk whyyyyy

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hey guess who decided to work for COGS Inc......edge :] mr. rich and famous teleported to a whole different universe of toons and cogs since he's not considered a toon due to his appearence he's more likely a cog, besides he has more mechanical parts in him than flesh he will most likely sell music stuff and fashion stuff he's a sellbot but he's also an "addison" (spamton but you get it) and all addisons do is advertise.... anyways only like one of my bfs appear on tumblr so they will most likely see this uh uh uhhhh what else....oh yea edge treats the toontown universe as an escape from his own world and he likes working anyways he has sooooooo many people to meet in the toontown world, cogs and toons alike (fun fact he is in fact not supposed to be in toontown at all he mainly is only supposed to visit other deltarune worlds buuuuuut by the power of talking to karma and impulse for the longest time he can go to now toontown worlds)

karma: lets also do another new guy! that will most likely try and detain me after this confession shit since [REDACTED] wants to know so damn badly about this shit karma: but hey seeker! i heard you recently quit COGS Inc! werent you a lawbot before moving to firescaped? seeker: yes i was i used to work for security in there because their security is fucking shit but that annoying ass goat with anger issues pissed me off, got fired because of that mother fucker begging the CLO to fire me, that mf is a damn child- i get it some cogs can be childish on their traits but jfc that guy shouldnt even work in COGS Inc...should go be with toons honestly if he's gonna act like a child- karma: ok i know you dont know these batch of cogs + 1 toon but you did the chart thing and so im doing confessions/interviewing seeker: i dont know these cogs but these are just possible feelings i have against them karma: well i see you mostly like woman on here ay? you a twink or something?~ seeker: im not answering that last thing however there are like 3 woman cogs i wouldnt care for...i like sass preppy woman karma: you know your gonna have to fight for [REDACTED] if you want her seeker: who am i gonna have to throw hands with? karma: mr. wildtooth and me~ seeker: i can fight a toon but i aint fighting you since your the body of sans, dodging attacks left and right unless the opponent has a gun... karma: thats what i thought baby~ seeker: i feel uncomfortable can we move on? karma: sure sure..why are you neutral about [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]? like fully neutral? seeker: you see im counted as security or a cop in firescaped and i know molten is with [REDACTED] and i dont want my ass to get in trouble with molten...he's uh...scary if someones messing with loved ones...so uh i dont wanna get in trouble with that and [REDACTED]...he's a new guy i dont wanna press charges on him if he fucks with shit although i doubt he'll get fired since you know...poly relationship and i dont wanna get in trouble even if [REDACTED} sighned his robotic soul away to molten i still dont wanna throw hands ya know? karma: mhm.. seeker: now [REDACTED] THAT MF DESERVES TO BE THROWN INTO JAIL AND SO DO YOU BUT I CANT THROW YOU IN JAIL CAUSE I KNOW YOU'LL ESCAPE BUT THAT GUY WHO HAS THE SAME INTENSIONS AS YOU DESERVES TO BE IN JAIL!! along with his "friend" he likes oh so very much he's gonna smooch him to death! seeker: if molt likes that guy im gonna fucking retire karma: guess what? seeker: oh well go fuck myself i guess!! seeker: WHAT IS UP WITH PEOPLE LOVING VILLAINS?! karma: dude you need to like watch anime or something so you can understand why people like villains so much they wanna marry them- seeker: whats anime? karma: someone tell this dude what anime is please...anyways next person which is...a TOON

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remember its just a theory a ga- karma: ok stfu we get it its not like you said it 4 fucking times on instagram sheeeesh ok says the plant who surprisingly has crushes anyways this is more of a confession on why the fuck my characters like so and so fyi the characters that my characters mention will in fact be censored!! for uh reasons...ANYWAYS karma: i hope you know your in this too ah fuck- karma: SO LETS START WITH YOU SINCE YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF!! karma: so why do you hate [REDACTED] so much ayy? ...cause from what i've been told by [REDACTED] that [REDACTED] i think likes likes [REDACTED] which uhhhh is why im not gonna kill him BUT I MAY UH arson :] karma: lord you need lessons on how to be a villain OK BUT WHY DO YOU LIKE [REDACTED] HUH?! ARENT YOU LIKE ASEXUAL?! karma: when they look like a badass woman then im into it besides i can fight for her since theres others who love her, also about the asexual thing- i've been questioning the sexuality so you like woman? karma: i am pan congrats ig- but yes i like woman its not like i got divorced by a woman before YOU WERE MARRIED?! karma: yes now shut your trap unless you want to go into detail on [REDACTED]~ ...no...NOT HERE ANYWAYS! karma: oh but i bet you want [REDACTED] sooo dead now do you?~ besides he's stealing [REDACTED] from you~ dont you want him dead? to have [REDACTED] do you know how to kill [REDACTED]? he is uh...you know karma: i've killed many cogs in my time of course i know how to kill [REDACTED] do you want me to teach you on how to be a villain?~ m-maybe... karma: hmm...tomorrow then maybe- ANYWAYS I WE GOT SO OFF TRACK!! UH UH UH ok Mrs. Wishes wishes: please just call me Wishes ok wishes...why do you hate [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED] and [REDACTED}? wishes: well you see those three boys look like some trouble and that woman...doesnt look so friendly...all of them remind me of well MY EX HUSBAND karma: sup ### wishes: this is why your luck is ####... karma: uh huh go suck a ##### wishes: *gasp* karma: ok this post is getting too long i suggest a part 2 besides its like 12:36am for you- uh yea ig i will do this tomorrow?

karma: tell me TOON..why did you do this chart and who are you and what do you do? and what gags do you use so every cog can avoid you at all costs! mr. wildtooth: im a tiger...i know the most rarest species for a toon! but uh...im an assassin...i get paid to kill..of course toons dont know this till probably now which yes i did screw myself over and gags i dont really use much but if i had too on the track...lure and trap karma: cool cool! now tell me why do you have a crush on a cog out of all things? mr. wildtooth: isnt [REDACTED] with one? karma: yea...? mr. wildtooth: so then why not you know? if i a relationship can work out with a toon and cog then im gonna test that too see if its actually possible for me anyways karma: you know your gonna have to fight me for [REDACTED]... mr. wildtooth: im pretty sure a pretty woman like herself would not want to date a plant who has the same intentions as [REDACTED]...that and i dont wanna be a #### ###### because i get paid by killing certain...##### and cogs...but that and i dont wanna manipulate her unlike you, you dirty weed... karma: ...i will hunt you down find where you live and put your #### in your own mouth!!... mr. wildtooth: i'd like to see you try mr. weed~ karma: OK BEFORE I LOOSE MY SHIT LETS DO THE LAST COG GUY FOR NOW!!

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remember its just a theory a ga- karma: ok stfu we get it its not like you said it 4 fucking times on instagram sheeeesh ok says the plant who surprisingly has crushes anyways this is more of a confession on why the fuck my characters like so and so fyi the characters that my characters mention will in fact be censored!! for uh reasons...ANYWAYS karma: i hope you know your in this too ah fuck- karma: SO LETS START WITH YOU SINCE YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF!! karma: so why do you hate [REDACTED] so much ayy? ...cause from what i've been told by [REDACTED] that [REDACTED] i think likes likes [REDACTED] which uhhhh is why im not gonna kill him BUT I MAY UH arson :] karma: lord you need lessons on how to be a villain OK BUT WHY DO YOU LIKE [REDACTED] HUH?! ARENT YOU LIKE ASEXUAL?! karma: when they look like a badass woman then im into it besides i can fight for her since theres others who love her, also about the asexual thing- i've been questioning the sexuality so you like woman? karma: i am pan congrats ig- but yes i like woman its not like i got divorced by a woman before YOU WERE MARRIED?! karma: yes now shut your trap unless you want to go into detail on [REDACTED]~ ...no...NOT HERE ANYWAYS! karma: oh but i bet you want [REDACTED] sooo dead now do you?~ besides he's stealing [REDACTED] from you~ dont you want him dead? to have [REDACTED] do you know how to kill [REDACTED]? he is uh...you know karma: i've killed many cogs in my time of course i know how to kill [REDACTED] do you want me to teach you on how to be a villain?~ m-maybe... karma: hmm...tomorrow then maybe- ANYWAYS I WE GOT SO OFF TRACK!! UH UH UH ok Mrs. Wishes wishes: please just call me Wishes ok wishes...why do you hate [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED] and [REDACTED}? wishes: well you see those three boys look like some trouble and that woman...doesnt look so friendly...all of them remind me of well MY EX HUSBAND karma: sup ### wishes: this is why your luck is ####... karma: uh huh go suck a ##### wishes: *gasp* karma: ok this post is getting too long i suggest a part 2 besides its like 12:36am for you- uh yea ig i will do this tomorrow?

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karma: lets do the guy that is not supposed to be here but is here because he uses toontown as an escape karma: now tell me why the hell are you working for COGS Inc? edge: honestly i missed working and like doing something karma: how do you feel about toons edge: reminds me of the determined darkners i used too see...it also reminds me of chip...not that chainsaw guy but like my chip is like a hooded dog that knows everything about every multiverse karma: uh huh now tell me how do you feel about the other cogs around you and why the sellbot department? karma: havent met much cogs besides the ones i already know which is the sentient chainsaw, a music man mf that eats cereal for 10 hours straight on youtube and glut oh and HR and his....40k "children" honestly im surprised yet terrified at that, and why the sellbot department? because what i heard from glut is that allan is a sweetheart karma: ok but then why are you also a bossbot? edge: fuck around and find out ##### karma: okay yea no karma: but why did you do the chart thing when you dont know ANY of these cogs? edge: its just a theory a game theory.... karma: if i hear that one more time from someone ima kill them... karma: anyways answer my question... edge: i may not know any of these damn cogs but i fuck with most evil people...besides you... karma: what did i do? :[ edge: you controlled me for like a month and told me to go ###, honestly im not surprised because most people want me to go ### i cant feel pain anymore so whats the point if i do that? any wound i have i cant feel, pretty much unstoppable if someone doesnt get their satisfaction of trying to hurt me, they wont get me yelling saying "GOD AAAAUGH THAT HURT SO FUCKING MUCH!!" kinda thing karma: right- uh but i didnt do that :] edge: fuck you- karma: okay next person!

something im not giving you context for

remember its just a theory a ga- karma: ok stfu we get it its not like you said it 4 fucking times on instagram sheeeesh ok says the plant who surprisingly has crushes anyways this is more of a confession on why the fuck my characters like so and so fyi the characters that my characters mention will in fact be censored!! for uh reasons...ANYWAYS karma: i hope you know your in this too ah fuck- karma: SO LETS START WITH YOU SINCE YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF!! karma: so why do you hate [REDACTED] so much ayy? ...cause from what i've been told by [REDACTED] that [REDACTED] i think likes likes [REDACTED] which uhhhh is why im not gonna kill him BUT I MAY UH arson :] karma: lord you need lessons on how to be a villain OK BUT WHY DO YOU LIKE [REDACTED] HUH?! ARENT YOU LIKE ASEXUAL?! karma: when they look like a badass woman then im into it besides i can fight for her since theres others who love her, also about the asexual thing- i've been questioning the sexuality so you like woman? karma: i am pan congrats ig- but yes i like woman its not like i got divorced by a woman before YOU WERE MARRIED?! karma: yes now shut your trap unless you want to go into detail on [REDACTED]~ ...no...NOT HERE ANYWAYS! karma: oh but i bet you want [REDACTED] sooo dead now do you?~ besides he's stealing [REDACTED] from you~ dont you want him dead? to have [REDACTED] do you know how to kill [REDACTED]? he is uh...you know karma: i've killed many cogs in my time of course i know how to kill [REDACTED] do you want me to teach you on how to be a villain?~ m-maybe... karma: hmm...tomorrow then maybe- ANYWAYS I WE GOT SO OFF TRACK!! UH UH UH ok Mrs. Wishes wishes: please just call me Wishes ok wishes...why do you hate [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED] and [REDACTED}? wishes: well you see those three boys look like some trouble and that woman...doesnt look so friendly...all of them remind me of well MY EX HUSBAND karma: sup ### wishes: this is why your luck is ####... karma: uh huh go suck a ##### wishes: *gasp* karma: ok this post is getting too long i suggest a part 2 besides its like 12:36am for you- uh yea ig i will do this tomorrow?