Can The Obey Me Fandom Please Stop Being Collective Assholes To The Fans That Dont Want To Headcanon

can the obey me fandom please stop being collective assholes to the fans that don’t want to headcanon the brothers as submissive, lactation-kink having, golden shower loving, cries-when-he-comes baby girls?? it’s okay to be into that, but not everybody is. that’s the fun thing about HEADcanons. it’s what each of us imagine that character liking/being like IN OUR OWN HEADS. HEADCANONS ARE FOR OURSELVES NOT THE MASSES.

if i see one more fuckin’ post like “omg if you don’t headcanon mammon as a subby little cry baby who loves piss showers you’re tasteless and vanilla and your headcanons are wrong /:” i’m going to fucking lose it

bitch i headcanon mammon as a shy dom and i’ll die on this fuckin’ hill. i don’t wanna headcanon him as anything else because that’s what I envision him as.

if people’s hc’s are vanilla, LET THEM BE VANILLA.

if people’s hc’s are kinky, LET THEM BE KINKY.

if people’s hc’s fall somewhere between, LET THEM.

my headcanons aren’t going to be the same as yours and vice versa. get the fuck over yourself

god this fandom is insufferable like 97% of the time

okay rant over !

Genuinely fucked that cultural perception of aging is getting warped to the point where people in their twenties are considered old at the same time that all the constructed milestones of independence and self sufficiency that have become expected of adulthood are getting further out of reach for the majority of people. Like, no, you haven't missed out on anything, no one has "wasted" their 20s, or 30s, or any stretch of time, it's just that a lot of things really fucking suck right now. There isn't anything important you can do at, say, age 21 that you can't also do every other age after that.

Mammon: I was arrested for being too cool.

Satan: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

♡⋆┆virgin!lucifer

tags. drabble | NSFW | MDNI

content warning. none?

a/n. this is much shorter than i wanted. oh well. i’m experiencing writers block hella bad rn. should i try and write the other characters too?

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virgin!lucifer whose hands shake and breath trembles beneath his cool facade. his nerves are in shambles and his head is swimming. you’re the first person he’s ever grazed like this, his hands flowing down the landscape of your figure. fingers dance on across your skin, nipping and pinching at your most sensitive areas.

virgin!lucifer who opts to keep his gloves on in an attempt to be sexy and entice you, but he’s really trying to hide how sweaty his hands are. he secretly hopes you won’t think him strange.

virgin!lucifer who is so caught up in your moans, gasps, and sighs that he hyperfocuses on every little thing his hands are doing to you, recording them to memory for safe keeping, so that he may always know just how to please you.

virgin!lucifer who tries desperately to be gentle with you, but once his cock is enveloped in your heat he can’t help but thrust hard, fully sheathing himself inside of you. he takes note of how your walls hug him, pulling him deeper as if to never let him go.

virgin!lucifer who whimpers and moans as he continues to thrust into you, his hands digging bruises into your skin. he’s quickly in his demon form as his control begins to falter. his balls slapping your ass, the sound of his thighs and yours connecting, the wetness of your abused hole all accumulate into an orchestra of lewd noise.

virgin!lucifer whose wings flick, flap, and twitch as the coil in his stomach pulls tighter and tighter as your walls squeeze him perfectly.

virgin!lucifer who can’t keep his eyes off of his cock disappearing into your cute little hole. he watches as a ring of white cream forms at the base of his cock, coating his balls. he hopes you’ll lick it off after he’s had his fill of your hole.

virgin!lucifer who cries out your name as he comes undone. hot, thick ropes of his cum fill your hole and seep out around his cock.

virgin!lucifer whose body falls forward, limp, sweaty, and heaving, caging you under his weight.

virgin!lucifer who pulls you into his embrace, pecking you with small kisses while shuddering quiet praises as he holds you.

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© moodyhaaze | 08•09•23 — do not repost, modify, plagiarize, or translate my writings. likes + reblogs appreciated.

cross posted on ao3.

“Luke's blessing is very powerful, you see. It even rivals what angels higher in the hierarchy of the Celestial Realm are capable of. Though it would seem that Luke himself doesn't realize just how special his power is…”

— Simeon to Asmodeus and MC on Luke’s power

Solomon: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million Grimm?

Mammon: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.

MC: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.

Mammon: Good thinking.