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I fucking hate it so much. 😭
so much padhai, so little will to live...
we already knew, but thanks for telling us (cu one shot - not canon in cu timeline)
Beth and Simon sat on Beths bed, holding hands. It'd been a few months since they started dating, keeping it on the downlow from their friends with all the shit coming their way as of recently.
"You think it's time to tell them? Y'know, it's been two months, things have seemed to calm down.." Simon mumbled, rubbing Beths knuckles with his thumb.
"If you're alright with it.." Beth mumbled back, leaning into Simon.
"C'mon my love." He sighed, kissing their forehead as he stood up.
Beth whined as Simon pulled her off of the bed, having had still been sore from fighting off a demon earlier in the day.
"I know it hurts, little one. But you'll heal soon enough, perks of being a vampire, correct?" He said, Beth nodded, leaning into him.
The first person they were thinking of telling was Joseph, whom had already been suspicious of the two but they both kept shutting him down.
"Hello my friends, how are you feeling?" Joseph asked as they approached him.
"We're fine, Jos. We actually have something to tell yo-"
"It's one of these things, one of you is dying somehow, you're pregnant, bex got pregnant by magic, or, the obvious one, you're dating."
"What-"
the two stood there staring at their grinning friend, at least he got one thing right..
"How'd you-"
"You two aren't subtle. I'm pretty sure we've all seen the slight changes in your relationship.."
The red head stared at his two friends, seemingly closer than before. He knew something was up with the way they've been dealing with things, they would sneak off together, they would offer to ride with each other instead of Beth going with Etie.
Something had changed, and it seemed to be for the better. Joseph saw how Simon looked at her, it was like she hung the stars in the sky, like she was the sun to his dark, dark sky.
He knew, and he was proud of Simon for finally being vulnerable
Beth and Simon looked at Joseph as he hummed,
"I'm very happy and proud of you two. I love you both dearly, and Beth if you ever hurt him-"
Simon grabbed Joseph's hand, and Beth smiled
"I'd never dream of it."
Joseph then went to go find Bex to tell him the news as Beth and Simon went to find their next friend, Helen.
She was going to be ecstatic.
The two made their way to the living room, seeing Helen sprawled out on one of the chairs with her phone.
"How can I be of service to the two of you?" She asked.
"....We have something to tell you.." Beth said.
Helen sat up and looked at her.
"What is it? You can always tell me anything you know."
Beth looked at Simon and he nodded,
"We're together, we have been for a about two months now. And we just haven't told anyone yet because we were trying to figure it all out being saying anything."
Helen was silent as she looked between one of her best friends and her now boyfriend.
Her eyes watched as Beth and Simon danced around the backyard as Joseph and Bex sang to karaoke. She was weary of this, Simon was proven to have a temper at times and as everyone knew, he could blow up at any given moment.
Yes, they're close with Simon. Yes, they care about Simon.
But, if he ever did anything to harm her in any way, shape, or form, it would Helen, Cameron, and Etie he would have to deal with.
"That's amazing! I'm so proud n happy for the two of you!" She smiled.
"Thank you, Helen. We've knew you'd react the most positive." Beth smiled at his friend.
"Ah, yes. But, you-" she said, pointing at Simon.
"Yes?"
"You do anything to cause her harm, you're gonna have me, Cameron, and Etie to deal with. Understand?"
Simon nodded,
"Loud n clear."
She gave him a smile as she pulled the two into a hug.
Beth and Simon walked off to tell their next friend as Helen went on to text Etie about the situation.
They found Carter in Cameron's room with Cam, chilling on his bed.
"Oh hey! When did you two get in here?" Carter smiled, sitting up some.
"Just now, don't worry."
"What's up?" Cameron asked.
"We have a bit of information to tell you."
"Which is?"
"That we're dating."
Carters face lit up,
"I knew it! I fucking called it! For how long?"
"Two months now, I believe." Simon answered.
"I knew this would happen eventually, to be completely honest I thought it would have happened sooner.." Cam said.
Cameron watched as his friend stared at the dark haired boy in all his glory, covered in blood and sweat. Even then she still thought he was beautiful.
He watched as she smiled as he sang to her, he watched as she saw him breakdown and fix himself back up again. He calmed her down after Simon said the words that broke her heart, he watched as they found their way back to each other after she and their friend had been taken.
He watched them fall in love.
"Yeah, pretty sure everyone thought that." Carter chuckled, patting Cameron the back
Beth smiled back to her but Simon was a bit confused,
"What do you mean?"
"What our dear Carter was saying is-" they heard Etie start from behind them
"-we've known from the very start." Bex finished.
Beth and Simon stood there, a bit shocked. They thought they had done pretty well keeping their relationship on the low.
"You two aren't subtle with your feelings." Gray said.
"Now as a celebration, who's hungry."
creatures united incorrect quotes/things my friends n i have said pt one:
warnings - crude language, general stupid teenage shit
indigo: [messaging cameron] we were supposed to make smoothies </3
indigo: [calls cameron continuously] DO YOU WANT THE FUCKING SMOOTHIE OR NOT
cameron, in the other room: [messages indigo back] smoothie <3
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simon: HEAR ME OUT - cheerios on cream cheese toast
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seph: i brought you food
gray: thank you :)
[opens container]
gray: it's lemons?
seph: it's lemons.
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joseph: LISTEN, I DIDNT DRINK EXPIRED MILK AND EAT STALE GRAHAMCRACKERS IN MY CHILDHOOD FOR THIS KIND OF DISRESPECT
cameron: i-
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cameron: alcohol kills kids!
carter: only if they get alcohol poisoning
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helen: i forgot the context and almost said casually throws giant teddy bear at you n then i remembered
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etie: GOODNIGHT I LOVE YOU DON'T DIE and how dare you give me baby fever
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bex: Y'ALL NEVER ATE PLAY DOUGH AS A LIL KID??
joseph: i ate glue
simon: i ate nail polish
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etie, about to message gray, hovering over the send button: make me a milf 😩
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simon: you know what i just realized
seph: hm?
simon: [neph]ilim per[seph]one
helen: it was meant to be
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indigo: all indi know is make masc thirst trap, drink diet coke, cry, repeat
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carter: i was like "wha-" and then the shaking and sobbing began
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etie: I want to be so caffeinated I don't feel my fingers
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indigo: i am only alive during the coldest hours in the day did u know that
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seph: it's nesley cunt- cRUNCH OHMYGOD CRUNCH I MEANT CRUNCH
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indigo: probe
cameron: and not in the good way
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bex: THAT BITCH ON ROBLOX CANT SAY SHIT TO ME NOW
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helen: i live life on the edge, i forget- i mean, i don't wear earring backs
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etie: I SAID WHORE HOUSE INGROWN ON TO UR MOM, I'M SORRY
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joseph: they- OOO LIL GAY FISH
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Laura Jáuregui, Tlalpan, México DF, enero de 1976. Antes de conocerlo a él fui novia de César, César Arriaga, y a César me lo presentaron en el taller de poesía de la Torre de Rectoría de la UNAM, allí conocí a María Font y a Rafael Barrios, allí también conocí a Ulises Lima que por entonces no se llamaba Ulises Lima, no sé, tal vez ya se llamaba Ulises Lima pero nosotros le llamábamos por su nombre verdadero, Alfredo no se qué, y también conocí a César y nos enamoramos o creímos que nos habíamos enamorado y los dos colaboramos en la revista de Ulises Lima. Esto ocurrió a finales de 1973, no lo podría precisar con más exactitud, fueron unos días en que llovía mucho, lo recuerdo porque siempre llegábamos mojados a las reuniones.
Ok but hear me out
What if Kallamar was a bigfin squid
... It's been a slow night at work
hi found this on twitter and so im (with permission) reposting it on here, both as a "send characters so i can bingo them" and for others to use.
Ahhhhh!!!! This is SOOO cute!!!
Teeny tiny🤲