Soukoku Incorrect Quotes (3)

Soukoku Incorrect Quotes (3)

Chuuya: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?

Dazai: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Chuuya:

Dazai: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.

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Dazai: Be careful about succumbing to these sorts of destructive... urges. Addiction can be a powerful thing.

Chuuya: So am I. Bow down before your new supreme overlord, bitches.

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Chuuya: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’

Dazai: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

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Chuuya: Dazai! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.

Dazai: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.

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Chuuya: I typed "traitor" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.

Dazai:

Chuuya: Vroom vroom, come out already.

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Chuuya: I can’t tell if you’re a genius or just incredibly arrogant.

Dazai: Well, on a good day, I’m both.

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Chuuya: Where did you get that tomato soup?

Dazai: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.

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Dazai: I've connected the two dots.

Chuuya: You didn't connect shit.

Dazai: I've connected them.

O HMYG OD LILY YOUR MIND /pos

anyways i finally started watching the owl house and uhh... guess who my favorite character is!

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