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Soukoku proposal

Dazai trying to get chuuya to propose to him

Video is edited by me.

Video belongs to https://m.youtube.com/@isabellaafro

scene from movie Lilo and Snitch . The moment I saw the scene I knew I had to create this masterpeice.

Happy Birthday Chūya

Human war cry meme

Inspired by YouTube short of Jakeiartwork

check out their channel https://m.youtube.com/@Jakeiartwork

Bungou Stray Dogs as Troubled Birds, part 1/3

Bungou Stray Dogs as Troubled Birds, part 2/3

Bungou Stray Dogs as Troubled Birds, part 3/3

Bungou Stray Dogs as Screenshots of Despair, pt. 1

Bungou Stray Dogs as some of my favorite Epithet Erased quotes:

Dazai: Mano a mano! Pistol to pistol! Ugly rat man vs the... grossest face I can make while fighting!

Fyodor: You know, I do have feelings.

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Atsushi: He's trying to lure me into a false sense of security! Well, joke's on him! I've never been secure in my life! And I'm not about to start now!

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Kunikda: I promised I'd work myself to death by the age of 35! Anything less means I wasn't trying hard enough!

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Tachihara: Listen here, Mr. Assassin-

Gin: Miss.

Tachihara: Oh! O-oh my gosh, I am SO sorry.

Gin: It's quite alright! Please, continue with your threat.

Tachihara: Oh, right. Thank you.

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Kyouka: I wish my mom was a ghost. She's just dead.

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Dazai: Aww, c'mon man! Be cool.

Kunikida: Everyone knows the coolest thing to be... is an upright citizen.

Dazai: LAAAAME!

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Akutagawa: (regarding Atsushi passing out) Did he just pass out from the shock? What a weenie. Half of my bones are broken and you don't hear me complaining!...much.

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Kouyou: [The woman steps forward and unsheathes a real ass, goddamn sword and points it at them.]

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Chuuya: How did you manage to crash my car in the TEN MINUTES I was gone?!

Dazai: I don't know, man! It's not my fault!

Chuuya: Dude, you've crashed five cars in the same year? I think you're the common denominator at that point!

Dazai: (whining) THE ROAD WAS WIGGLY!!

if you don’t think that kajii subsists entirely off of these (and other lemon-flavored energy drinks) then you’re wrong. i’m sorry but it’s true

Soukoku Incorrect Quotes (1)

Dazai: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Chuuya: Isn't that just killing people?
Dazai: Ah, technicality.

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Dazai: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume? 
Chuuya: *chugs entire bottle* 
Chuuya: It’s perfume.

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Chuuya, at Dazai's funeral: I need a moment with him.

Everyone: Of course. *They leave*

Chuuya, leaning over Dazai′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.

Dazai: Yeah, no shit.

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Chuuya: When I was your age-

Dazai, mocking Chuuya: When I was your height.

Chuuya:

Chuuya: Listen here you little shit-

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Chuuya: I want to kiss you.

Dazai, not paying attention: What?

Chuuya: I said if you die, I wouldn’t miss you.

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Dazai: That was so hot, Chuuya.

Chuuya: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Dazai: I'm so in love with you.

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Chuuya: Are you ready to commit?

Dazai: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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Chuuya: Hey, you want a tarot reading?

Dazai: Those are Pokemon cards.

Chuuya: You got a magikarp.

Dazai: ...

Chuuya: It means 'fuck you'.

Soukoku Incorrect Quotes (2)

Chuuya: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done?

Dazai: *sighs*

Dazai: I killed a man.

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Dazai: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt?

Chuuya:

Chuuya: Why are you eating dirt?

Dazai: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.

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Chuuya: *Answers phone.* Hello?

Dazai: It's Dazai.

Chuuya: What did he do this time?

Dazai: No, it's me, Chuuya. It's actually me.

Chuuya: What did you do this time?

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Dazai: Pros and cons of dating me.

Dazai: Pros. You'll be the cute one.

Dazai: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

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Chuuya: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?

Chuuya: And atoms never touch each other.

Chuuya: So in my defense, boss. I did not punch Dazai.

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Chuuya: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Dazai: Killed without hesitation.

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Dazai, admiring a sleeping Chuuya: You’re so cute.

Chuuya, sleepily: I could beat your ass.

Dazai, lovingly: I know.

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Dazai: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Chuuya: What?

Dazai: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Chuuya: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?

Tachizaki Incorrect Quotes

they’re so underrated but i love them

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Tanizaki: Is something burning?

Tachihara, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Tanizaki: Tachihara, the toaster is literally on fire.

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Tachihara: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.

Tanizaki: Only if you also don't ask why.

Tanizaki: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of his bag*

Tachihara: ...

Tachihara, grabbing a skull: This one will do.

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Tachihara: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*

Tanizaki: What did you do?!

Tachihara: NOBODY DIED!

Tanizaki: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Tachihara: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Tanizaki: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!

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Tachihara: What the fuck.

Tachihara: ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship.

Tachihara: Who the hell watches jump rope competiti- ooh bouncy.

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Tanizaki: How the hell are you still alive?

Tachihara: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.

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Tanizaki: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.

Tachihara: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.

Tanizaki: Th-that's not how that works-

Bungou Stray Dogs as Screenshots of Despair, pt. 2

Bungou Stray Dogs as Screenshots of Despair, pt. 3

Bungou Stray Dogs as Deleted Wikipedia Articles with Freaky Titles, pt. 1

Bungou Stray Dogs as Deleted Wikipedia Articles with Freaky Titles, pt. 2

Bungou Stray Dogs as Deleted Wikipedia Articles with Freaky Titles, pt. 3

Bungou Stray Dogs as Deleted Wikipedia Articles with Freaky Titles, pt. 4 (The Guild!)

Bungou Stray Dogs as popular shitposts, pt. 1 (I made some of these at different times, so sorry for the varying quality)

posting this separately too: Double Black [15] burning down a Cracker Barrel, 2022, colorized. (original post)