FELLAS!

FELLAS!

@stuck-in-the-box

IT'S BEEN DONE!

Do you ever get that random urge to make a Hatchetfield ask blog of Ted in the Bastard's Box?

...just me?

Alright-

Dear Supporter,

I hope this message finds you and your family in good health. My name is Rakan Zaqout from Gaza.🍉 I am reaching out to seek your urgent help in spreading the word about our fundraising campaign. I lost both my home and my school, my parents lost their jobs too, due to the ongoing genocide in Gaza and we are facing catastrophic living conditions.💔

I kindly ask you to visit our campaign. Your support, whether through donating or sharing, will help us reach more people who can make a difference. Thank you for your continued support for the Palestinian cause. Your dedication brings us closer to freedom.🕊

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Am I the only one who finds it interesting just how much Alton Towers decided to change the description for Burial Grounds from last year?

Here's last year's Burial Grounds description: "The Unchosen, a cult obsessive of modern-day fanatics obsessed with the lore of the Beornen invite you to their sacred sanctum of ancient burial grounds. Keep your pace amongst the desecrated realm of unearthed bodies, flaming shrines and monstrous deities. Stay too long and they will choose you too - are you ready? Burial Grounds is a free-flowing outdoor scare zone shadowed by the mighty Wicker Man where you'll encounter the rejectors of modern-day society fulfilling their terrifying primal instincts.”

And here's this year's: “Burial Grounds is a free-flowing outdoor scare zone shadowed by the mighty Wicker Man where you’ll encounter the rejectors of modern-day society fulfilling their haunting primal instincts.”

They just...cut out the entire beginning of the description and changed "terrifying" to "haunting." Which is particularly strange to me considering how much effort last year they put into specifying that the characters we interacted with in Burial Grounds were the Unchosen, NOT the Beornen. The description they put out this year, however, could easily imply that it's the Beornen that we're encountering.

Now for the real question: Will we still be encountering the Unchosen in Burial Grounds, or will it change and we walk through a Beornen ritual instead?

Being fixated on the homeless guy is a blessing and a curse because on one hand. He’s not particularly popular enough for me not to have the title as his number 1 fan. But on the other hand.. it’s very hard to find content of him that isn’t from like 3 years ago.

It will forever be funny to me that everyone on Facebook who's talking about Kings Island bringing back Alien Abyss is like "I hope it doesn't have the pitch black section! I hated that part!"

BRO WHAT DO YOU MEAN??? THAT'S THE SCARIEST BIT OF THE MAZE!!! THE PITCH BLACK SECTION WAS MY FAVORITE PART!!!!

The fact that statistically speaking, my Bastard's Box!Ted ask blog is already doing better than my main account is hilarious to me lmao