Friendly Reminder That Percy Tried To Use His Sand Dollar In A Vending Machine.

Friendly reminder that Percy tried to use his sand dollar in a vending machine.

That was seriously one of the stupidest things he's ever done. His father, a mighty god, bestows upon him a sand dollar – a CRUSTACEAN, with the mysterious message 'you'll know how to spend it,' and he probably thought to himself, 'hey, I know how to spend my crustacean!' I'm going to buy a snack from a vending machine with it! That is not only a noble cause, but it also makes perfect sense!'

Hazel: Hey have you seen Frank?

Annabeth: He drank seven energy drinks in one sitting and thought the squirrels outside were talking shit about him

Frank,outside: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND- *turns into a grizzly bear*

Grover and Juniper are underrated sweethearts and I don’t like it

Okay, so we all know that Percy is on the swim team right?

I just have a thought that he has sudden panic attacks whenever he’s swimming. The time when he was drowning in Alaska and being consumed by River Cocytus flashes back and he just feels like drowning and that triggers his panic attacks and his whole body either goes limp or he’s thrashing and people need to pull him out of the water.

Leo, rollerblading in his therapists office with sunglasses, a sumbrero, and a piña colada: Linda, you are not gonna believe this-

Juniper was the first one who made a move since Grover was a whimp.