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4 years ago

Leo: Hey! How’s your night going?

Nico: My what?

Leo: Night

Nico: Okay, goodnight *walks away*


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4 years ago

Jason: Percy, are you vegetarian?

Frank: Why are you asking that?

Percy: No, I’m Aquarius

Piper: I thought you were a Gemini

Annabeth: Guys! Percy is a Leo

Leo: But I’m Leo!

Frank: Huh?

Hazel: I thought Percy was American

Will: *trying to calm himself* okay...

Nico: What the fuck


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4 years ago

Octavian: I did a bad thing

Reyna: Does it affect me?

Octavian: No, bu-

Jason: Does it affect any camp?

Octavian: No, but sti-

Percy: Does it end the world?

Octavian: It’s doesn’t, bu-

Reyna: Then suffer in silence


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3 years ago

Friendly reminder that Percy tried to use his sand dollar in a vending machine.

That was seriously one of the stupidest things he's ever done. His father, a mighty god, bestows upon him a sand dollar – a CRUSTACEAN, with the mysterious message 'you'll know how to spend it,' and he probably thought to himself, 'hey, I know how to spend my crustacean!' I'm going to buy a snack from a vending machine with it! That is not only a noble cause, but it also makes perfect sense!'


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3 years ago

Do y’all know what absolutely terrifies me? The fact that Luke was described as someone really handsome in the books. And if the casting directors would do an accurate job at casting the actors, that means the person that would act Luke would be good looking (luking :>). And that would result to the people liking him despite him being an absolute ass. There would also be a bigger impact if the actor they cast is a famous one (and there’s kinda a huge possibly that might happen) cause then they’d end up liking him cause like, they already initially like the actor. And I’m not ready for that


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3 years ago

I am on my knees, begging to all the gods out there that Luke Castellan doesn’t get a Draco Mallfoy effect


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3 years ago

Who’s gonna wanna bet with me that if they follow the book description of Luke in casting, some people — if not many — are going to end up liking him when the adaptation comes out cause he’s good looking


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2 years ago

I love how the casting announcement of Walker Scobell as Percy Jackson woke up the entire PJO fandom


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