Oh My God Guys Ive Made A Discovery.

Oh my god guys I’ve made a discovery.

Y’all probably knew this already but I just found out that octopi make little rock gardens and stuff outside their little cave homes.

OCTOPI DO YARD WORK?????

But like with cool zen statues and shi

Wait is that what “octopus’s garden” by the Beatles is about??

And yes. He was floating in a void of tv static like gumball in the series finale cliffhanger.

Now not only am I sad over the loss of freg, I’m sad because of how gumball ended

Wait they’re making a movie right??

I got a pet. His name is freg. Admire him.

Oh my god I just realized it autocorrected to “pumping pie” and honestly I think it’s infinitely more funny that way

I want pumpkin pie so fucking bad rn.

But it’s may

Where in the skibidi can I get a pumping pie in may.

Pie

Now

Please??

The original version of this post was “call me DJ Khaled the way I’m suffering from success” but I’ve now realized that my immense suffering has nothing to do with my relative success. They are just coincidentally simultaneous

My loving father does not use his blinker.

I think we’re overdoing it with the flowers. I mean, sure, if my homecoming date gives me a rose, that’s cute. But I think it would be so much better if she gave me a cool rock or shell. Kind of like how penguins find the most round and perfect pebble to give to their mates. If she gives me a fucking nautilus or something of the sort, I’m marrying her on the spot.