And Yes. He Was Floating In A Void Of Tv Static Like Gumball In The Series Finale Cliffhanger.

And yes. He was floating in a void of tv static like gumball in the series finale cliffhanger.

Now not only am I sad over the loss of freg, I’m sad because of how gumball ended

Wait they’re making a movie right??

I got a pet. His name is freg. Admire him.

I think we’re overdoing it with the flowers. I mean, sure, if my homecoming date gives me a rose, that’s cute. But I think it would be so much better if she gave me a cool rock or shell. Kind of like how penguins find the most round and perfect pebble to give to their mates. If she gives me a fucking nautilus or something of the sort, I’m marrying her on the spot.

Just realized I haven’t posted in a while so…

LIFE UPDATE

Finals

I am in hell

Don’t expect much funniness from me during finals.

Sorry.

Yes I am writing this instead of studying.

I was walking down the hall and a middle schooler

Lunged at me and

BIT ME

TWICE

I don’t know this kid??

Why?????

I think I have rabies my arm is purple.

Wish me luck and a speedy recovery

So my earlier post about cool rocks and shells got me thinking…

SAND DOLLARS ARE SO COOL.

like fr they’re so pretty and I want one so bad. They kinda look like I can just take a bite out of one.

But also what in the actual fuck are they?? Like are they just piles of sand that formed cool? Are they some sort of rock? Are they plants????? Does anybody know?

Moral of the story: I want to bite a sand dollar.

My Belgian friend has been real fucking quiet since I dropped this one

CHAT IVE MADE A DISCOVERY.

So I was reading this Neal deGrasse Tyson book (cuz I’m a fucking nerd) and it says that if we find intelligent life on jupiters moon Europa (the most likely candidate for life in our solar system) they would be called EUROPEANS

I KNEW IT

I KNEW THEY WEREN’T HUMAN