I Love Having A Haunted Basement Bc Ill Just Be Chillin Playing Stardew Valley Or Something And I Hear

I love having a haunted basement bc I’ll just be chillin playing stardew valley or something and I hear a dissonant echo of the ramblings uttered in a time long past by a dead god coming from the unfinished part w/ the treadmill

assumption: you like purple lmao

Nuh uh my username just rhymes :/

It’s a cool color ig but not my thing

Open the bathroom door and there’s a cosmic entity telepathically sharing with you the mind shatteringly immense knowledge of everything in the universe for one second. Like “oop my bad bro I didn’t know you were in there” and go back to the couch

I love having a haunted basement bc I’ll just be chillin playing stardew valley or something and I hear a dissonant echo of the ramblings uttered in a time long past by a dead god coming from the unfinished part w/ the treadmill

JSHLUSSY

(@washington-offical)

So… no Minecraft. Got it.

As a Microsoft program do you also canonically use PowerPoint instead of slides and word instead of docs?

Are you forced by contract to only ever use mspaint for art

Do you have to exclusively play on the Xbox???

WAIT

DO YOU HAVE TO USE EDGE AND BING??????

sincerely,

@murpledurple

as a Microsoft program my only purpose is to be the email. I am the email. I am the feeling of frustration you get when your email sends too early. I am the relief you feel after you've sent the scariest email of your life. I am the accomplice to the bad Internet connection, the safety of sent emails, I am power. you cannot live without me. I am Microsoft Outlook.

Thank you @whumpydaydreams and everyone else for helping me reach 1000 reblogs!

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