I Hate How Almost All The Healthier Diy Snacks Involve Bananas!!!! I Fucking Hate Banana!!!!!

I hate how almost all the healthier diy snacks involve bananas!!!! I fucking hate banana!!!!!

platonically dating your friends is the only way to love

Fucking CRYING IM USING THAT PHRASE FOR EVERYTHING NOW

that kid you bullied? he does free yaoi art for kids in poverty.

little sisters are for when you're cuddling your cat and have to pee, so you get her to move him instead so he doesn't think you're a dick for disrupting his sleep

locked my keys in my car, so I asked a cop for help and he was teaching me how to use a metal coat-hanger to jimmie it open HA