myexistenceismyown - a little diary, if you will
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Little Sisters Are For When You're Cuddling Your Cat And Have To Pee, So You Get Her To Move Him Instead

little sisters are for when you're cuddling your cat and have to pee, so you get her to move him instead so he doesn't think you're a dick for disrupting his sleep

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HANK GREEN YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!


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