Little Sisters Are For When You're Cuddling Your Cat And Have To Pee, So You Get Her To Move Him Instead

little sisters are for when you're cuddling your cat and have to pee, so you get her to move him instead so he doesn't think you're a dick for disrupting his sleep

if you are missing someone cause you or they left, and you want to cry about it, listen to Long & Lost by florence + the machine

the last half of the last season of the office is so hard to watch. everything is derailing

“this is lame but—” actually nothing important/noteworthy to you is lame. because it matters to you and there is meaning in that. but go on.

woe is me