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the last half of the last season of the office is so hard to watch. everything is derailing

Ok guys soon listening to music just isn't going to cut it any more

pretended to stop caring about the earring i lost so i would find it again and it worked so i think i'm ready to do spells and shit full time. i bet i'm even ready to open the portal

woe is me

platonically dating your friends is the only way to love

little sisters are for when you're cuddling your cat and have to pee, so you get her to move him instead so he doesn't think you're a dick for disrupting his sleep

oh to be a fluffy cat, sleeping on my side with a mass amount of fur on my chest just cushioning my head like a blanket

locked my keys in my car, so I asked a cop for help and he was teaching me how to use a metal coat-hanger to jimmie it open HA

HANK GREEN YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!

Fucking CRYING IM USING THAT PHRASE FOR EVERYTHING NOW

the way young boys love! my brothers lock screen is his best friend

fill your pockets with seed and your bag with crickets and the birds will come

if you are missing someone cause you or they left, and you want to cry about it, listen to Long & Lost by florence + the machine

that kid you bullied? he does free yaoi art for kids in poverty.

sometimes u just really need to bite something. not in a violent way or in a sexy way or a hungry way. just in a bitey way

“this is lame but—” actually nothing important/noteworthy to you is lame. because it matters to you and there is meaning in that. but go on.

I hate how almost all the healthier diy snacks involve bananas!!!! I fucking hate banana!!!!!