Fill Your Pockets With Seed And Your Bag With Crickets And The Birds Will Come

fill your pockets with seed and your bag with crickets and the birds will come

pretended to stop caring about the earring i lost so i would find it again and it worked so i think i'm ready to do spells and shit full time. i bet i'm even ready to open the portal

locked my keys in my car, so I asked a cop for help and he was teaching me how to use a metal coat-hanger to jimmie it open HA

I hate how almost all the healthier diy snacks involve bananas!!!! I fucking hate banana!!!!!

sometimes u just really need to bite something. not in a violent way or in a sexy way or a hungry way. just in a bitey way

Fucking CRYING IM USING THAT PHRASE FOR EVERYTHING NOW