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“ew thick water gross and weird” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!! “ew why buy pre-cut vegetables when you can cut your own” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!!! “I don’t need a device to help me put my socks on I’m not lazy” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU !!!!!!!!! “Why drink liquid meals when you can cook them” ITS!!!!! NOT!!!!!! FOR!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!

see also crk events you could apply this meme to: like 90% of them

Lord of the Rings fans be like: I can believe in dragons, but I draw the line at people of color!

If you're racist, just say that. We all know this has nothing to with "HiStOrIcAl AcCuRaCy” so you can drop the bullshit.

This is a friendly reminder that J.R.R. Tolkien hated nazis and he’d hate you too. Fuck you.

I want an adaptation of Mary Shelly’s Frankenstein where you never see the creature’s face. It’s just out of frame or you see him from behind and all you have are people’s reactions to seeing him.

It’s just so hard to visually capture the idea of him because I don’t think it’s just that he has a messed up mug or looks like a corpse that scares people, I think they see him and their instincts go “that thing was not made by god, that thing should not exist. You don’t belong here”

I really like the idea that the creature’s effect on people is more psychological than anything else but makeup doesn’t really cover that, leaving it up to the imagination however….

So within two days of each other, Fox News writes an article comparing aromanticism and asexuality to pedophilia, and then Matt Walsh releases a video saying asexuality is a mental illness and asexuals are tricking teenagers into having depression.

Not sure what’s going on right now over in Conservative World, but it’s a hell of wild U-turn for them to suddenly switch from “Oh no! The left is sexualizing our children!” to “Oh no! The left is asexualizing our children!”

Happy Ace Awareness Week to all my fellow cake enjoyers

pick one you bald genderless idiot

as an entire queer trans allosexual i think it's weird when other allosexuals don't like the term allosexual for themselves. it just means not asexual. smacks of cis people who scream and howl and pee their pants about being called cis

a post containment breach is usually when a specific fandom post is vague enough that folks outside of the fandom start reblogging it bc it's relatable. the opposite of this is when a random post accidentally vibes too hard with a fandom and op has to respond with "who's [this person you keep tagging]" and I for one, love that genre of post.

reblog if you are interested in this mole

again.

they are trying

☆ - ̗̀✨ He's just Ken ✨ ̖́- ☆

this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted

I’ve been seeing a lot of anti-Nazi ones, which is great, but I felt like we needed one to show our support for the Jewish community.  

I don't "hate watch" anything. I simply observe everyone else on tumblr hate watching something and than I just absorb all of their opinions via osmosis.

Obligatory everyone's-mad-about-Scooby-Doo-adaptation plug for Meddling Kids by Edgar Cantero

It's not exclusively a pastiche on Scooby Doo - there are some other Kid Mystery Gangs mixed up in there - but it's a book about sort of the primordial ideal of your Gang of Meddling Kids, now young adults and deeply, diversely psychologically fucked up after their last job, which went wrong somehow.

The style is kind of internet-friendly/Terry Pratchettesque¹, with neat, creative, twisty analogies and use of screenplay formatting and dialogue to get points across differently.

The plot is fun, but not light - there's that adage that a really good parody is both a mockery and a good example of the thing it's parodying, and the thing Meddling Kids is parodying is horror². I'm a terrible source for content warnings, but seek them out if you're unsure.

¹Woman who's only read one author: "Wow, this sounds exactly like-" [the agent assigned to me slams the detonation button]

²And, I would posit, the full-length Scooby Doo movies a lot of us grew up on, where the putative monster threat just keeps escalating

Dear tumblr bots:

I am asexual

Thank you for coming to my ted talk